GOD’S PLAN💫

Taking the pain and raising my game!

[GOD’S PLAN💫 @EhmarEl]

Hello guy’s

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[Fakaika🦅 @Faksback666]

But if my dick doesn’t stand for you I have erectile dysfunction ?

MMS

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Why would you ghost your father because he is poor?

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

🇳🇬🌲: Local security groups across parts of Yorubaland have intensified coordinated forest patrols, with reports of suspected bandits being apprehended during ongoing sweep operations across multiple areas.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Tobi Amusan win 🥇 gold in the women's 100m hurdles at the New Taipei Athletics Open in Taiwan.

Congratulations 🍾🎊🎈🎉

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

If i marry woman wey no sabi cook, wetin she wan come offer me for the marriage?

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Women’s thoughts when they get ignored by a man:

[Burna's Archive. @Burna_Archive]

The heart of every Burna Boy fan

[16 @Josh__IK]

Some men too funny, you go dey your first year of proper money, you go rush go marry 😂

[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

The rate at which the Southwest is tracking down, arresting and eliminating kidnappers, bandits, and terrorists, they must be regretting ever setting foot in the region.

Ogun Police Nab 2 Suspects Linked To Edo Kidnapping, Murder Case.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me genuinely enjoying my lil boring life cause at least nobody hurting me or using me.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Interesting how men just assume every pretty lady is taken.

"This one go get man and many toasters" is how pretty ladies spend a long time being single.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

there is no point in reintegrating someone who has beheaded another person into society.

it makes no sense at all.

[superdad @udysznx]

money for GLE or lexus is250 fit dey aza, make money to give woman no dey

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

americans wondering why messi is wearing the argentina kit instead of inter miami

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

New kid on the block. 💫

[𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓸 🦉 💜 @kellybonito_BU]

December 2024. June 2026

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Welcome to Brighton, Zadok! 🤩👋