single celled organism

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

[single celled organism @ehmiliah]

Gooby this week 🤓

[single celled organism @ehmiliah]

How are you already a failing artist at the age of 16

[Gabriel The Trash Cat @GabrielTheTrash]

@PolyDepression Imagine being nostalgic for something that arguably sucked

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

They’re coming for IVF.
They’re coming for gay marriage.
They’re plotting for a 3rd term.

We got called hysterical by MAGA & chastised for not being pure enough by the leftists, and all I can tell you is that it’s no fun screaming “I told you so” when we’re all burning together.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

And Chicago is presenting a national model for how cities can resist in this moment.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.

[edgewater enjoyer @vinegar_critic]

if you’re looking for chipotle in chicago, it’s over for you. best mexican food in the country outside of a border state and you’re looking for a slop bowl. embarrassing

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is ICE & they’re driving around Chicago & Portland wearing neon vests & hard hats to make it look like they’re Construction Workers so they can grab immigrants looking for Construction jobs or Day labor jobs. They didn’t like being caught & were threatening the driver! 👇

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Wait till MAGA realizes SNAP and food stamps are the same thing.

Their heads are going to explode like when they found out the ACA and Obamacare are the same.

[Kamau Franklin @kamaufranklin]

The fact that these 2 things can be happening at the same time demonstrates the contempt the ruling class has for the people

[spicebae @spicebae_]

damn, no presents, no food, nothing fun or exciting to do, got her all dolled up just lay in a bed somewhere else???

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

The president announced he is going to bypass the powers of Congress and kill people

[Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_]

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

“At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the President’s main priority.” — Karoline Leavitt

Not wages, education, utility bills, health care, housing, food insecurity, veterans, child care, climate disasters, tariffs, national security, or a gov shutdown.

A ballroom.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they’ll get a job”

First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.

Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.

Third, no one should starve to death.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

2012?????

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

the most harrowing part is all the other men knew she felt uncomfortable which is why they left the frame but didn’t check the absolute reprobate screaming in the background. “not all men.”

[sof 𓋹 @schisofrenia]

the lion is the slightest bit concerned that it seems the endgame of technology has been to merge woman with machine, giving man a fantasy of total control, of turning the unknowable feminine into something programmable and obedient