E.H. Munro

The Oscar Wilde of the information age & the baddest honky mofo alive. Author of a soon to be published collection of tales about Marja Morevna & Ilya Muromets.

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@PolitiBunny

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@TrollFootball Soccer was your word for the pussy version of football. We’d already been playing football by the Rugby rules when you guys made football dull. No way we were changing the name of the sport just because a bunch of London wussies insisted that everyone use the Cambridge rules.

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@mikebrusPL Well, the USSR’s most notorious ruler was a mad Georgian. And after the Mad Georgian’s ignominious demise the country was run by Ukrainians until the mid 80s.

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@LibertyCappy

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@RasmusJarlov Of course given the centuries that Sweden dominated Finland, they should probably be celebrating their independence from them.

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@Harold__ACP Is this your way of saying that all great left wingers support slavery?

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@VictorSfor92210 @joni_askola Stop making excuses for the SkiNazis.

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@VictorSfor92210 @joni_askola Finland was an enthusiastic Nazi ally. The Russians were the victims of monsters (ahem, Ukrainian after the Mad Georgian).

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@JebraFaushay The grandfather clause predates her explanation by centuries. As does nitpicking.

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@BritniDWrites If Virginia hadn’t introduced the measure in the middle of an election, after many people had already cast ballots, the map would have carried.

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So so true. T-Mobile could screw up a wet dream.

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A word to the wise, Mint Mobile is owned by T-Mobile these days. And T-Mobile sucks like a drunken sorostitute.

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@BohuslavskaKate The US has been busy attacking Russia’s ally Iran. Probably to show that they’re on Russia’s side.

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@JoshuaBarzon B. Edinburgh and St. Petersburg are a pretty great two week trip.

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@Ford_Nick A beef porchetta.

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@BohuslavskaKate There was no “Russia” during the Cold War. The USSR was run by Ukrainians after the Mad Georgian died in a pool of his own piss and shit. So the US has technically embraced its former enemies.

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@Ash_Lee_IRL Cocky

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@pascanini @CrazyVibes_1 We Gen Xers ran wild. Gen Y are the Millennials. You guys did not run wild.

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@gaughen @BrettRoss72 They’re not moving to places where child rape is prosecuted, they’re moving places where child rapists are a protected class.

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@_InfoGram_ Yeah clearly a Russian asset that attacked a Russian ally while tanking another ally’s oil supply. With friends like that who needs enemas.