Nigerian billionaires are funny sha. 😂
You bought a piece of land worth maybe ₦50 million.
Spent another ₦200 million building a mansion.
Parked cars worth over ₦500 million inside the compound.
Then you hired a gateman to protect properties worth well over ₦1 billion... and you're paying him ₦70k a month.
The same chef that cooks every meal you eat and literally controls what enters your body and determines the next minute you will stay on this earth is earning ₦100k monthly.
Sometimes I just sit down and wonder.
You trust these people with your life and your entire wealth, yet you pay them salaries that can barely take care of them.
Anyways... pray your enemies never come in contact with them sha 😊.
Si el aborto es ilegal, abandonar a una mujer embarazada también debería ser ilegal. Si ella no puede alejarse del embarazo, él tampoco debería poder alejarse de la paternidad
My aunt returned from the UK for Christmas last December and gave every adult in the family ₦100k each.
One cousin collected his money, thanked her and left.
Two days later, he returned to ask for ₦800k to start a business.
My aunt refused.
That night, he posted in the family WhatsApp group: “Some people travel abroad and forget where they came from.”
My aunt replied with screenshots showing she had been paying his children's school fees and rent for three years.
His replied...“was I supposed to be rolling on the floor for that?”🙄
Pregnancy can kill her.
C-sections can scar her forever.
Postpartum can destroy her mentally. But sure, keep calling it “just nine months.” Your lack of empathy is terrifying.
A 64-year-old Nigerian man, John Adesoye, has proven that it is never too late to pursue higher education after recently graduating as a nurse.
The father of five has now secured a nursing position at Southmead Hospital in Bristol, the same place where he began working as a healthcare assistant in 2014.
Adesoye said his decision to transition into healthcare was driven by a deep desire to care for others.
He hopes his journey will inspire people of all ages to follow their ambitions and not be limited by time or circumstance.
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Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.
It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.
Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.
This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.
It’s a big shame for Nigeria.
My coworker resigned with the required two weeks’ notice, but our manager took it personally.
The very next day, he told IT to revoke her access to every system because, in his word…
“She’s mentally checked out anyway.”
She tried explaining that she was the only person who managed our client billing database and hadn’t finished handing it over yet.
He didn’t care.
“Someone else will figure it out.”
Friday was her last day.
We grew up watching who wants to be a millionaire, cowbell mathematics competition, spelling bee etc..
Now we’re stuck with BBN, peller and the likes and you can’t see the problem?
I just found out there are women who go through their entire period with zero pain… and I’m honestly confused. 😭
Like your uterus is literally shedding its lining and you’re just… fine? No cramps? Nothing?!
Medical experts please explain, is this normal
My dad refused to pay ₦15,000 for my WAEC lesson fees.
He said:
"If you're serious, you'll pass without it."
I was angry for months.
Then WAEC results came out.
I told my niece I'd buy her an iPhone if she scored 300 and above in JAMB.
She's 17, wants to study Medicine, and has been borrowing her mum's phone to read past questions since January.
We made the deal in February. Handshake and everything.
Last week, her result dropped.
@cabeecroft23 I took my daughter to my field site during her JSS3 long holidays, she saw the height dad was doing and since then, even if I took them to malls to make purchases, she doesn't allow anyone make expensive purchases. So most time, I give her my card and stay in car while she leads
I asked my son to take the PS 3 game to Alaba Int'l yesterday to get it fixed and also get a new gampad. That will be his first time going to Alaba. He spent roughly about 6hrs before he got back home exhausted and tired.
While they were playing one of the games last night, my youngest was mishandling his own pad. My son's reaction and scream was hilarious as he was warning his younger one he has no plan to go through, anytime soon, the hellish Alaba experience.
As parents, there are times we need our kids to experience some things so they have better understanding and appreciation of many things.
After they were done, he took the pains to properly place the pads. Something they just drop anyhow before now.😂🤣😂
He must truly not like his experience. Moreso that it rained yesterday.