Emma Horan

[adam @brokeangeI]

meanwhile they’re all one common cold away from becoming bones

[Annalise Keating 🇲🇦🇧🇷 @Ariannnyy_]

If you don’t like avocados keep that shit to yourself because that’s fucking embarrassing

[💚 @LiveLoveLia]

Second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>

[Josep Goded @josepgoded]

The cleaning staff at our hospitals are hardly ever mentioned and they also deserve a tribute!

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Texting my same three friends each hour

[adam @brokeangeI]

once i know what i’m talking about it’s over for you bitches

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

⠀ (\__/)
   ⠀  (•ㅅ•) NJGov
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __
/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ
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|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/)New Jerseyans
　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) who believe in
Central Jersey

[- @armmxndo]

scanning the periodic table to see what tf yall saying

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me when my professor won’t round my 64% to an A

[jk @bangtankor]

the world should see this. twitter do your thing.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

imagine pumping your own g- 🤢🤢imagine pumping your own ga- 🤢🤢🤢 nvm can’t even say it 🤢🤢🥴🤮 🥴🤮

[𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @S___h___a___h]

ORANGUTAN ADOPTS THREE TIGER BABIES

[jezzy @thedenismo]

How I feel after 6 shots of patron on an empty stomach https://t.co/f9f6je6twQ

[liz hicks @hicks_elizabeth]

I feel like everyone should hear Post Malone singing Santeria, so here you go.