erik hostetler

Content Lab Creative Director, Wanna Be Chef and San Francisco Giants Fan... just talking to consumers, cooking for friends & family and watching the champs!

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@Venmo when you say your support team is ready to help what you really mean is they’re there to read a script and not assist at all.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[Whitney Houston We Have a Problem @BHacrosstheUS]

The “woke mind virus” is literally just empathy.

That’s it. It’s empathy.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@JasonKelce @tkelce NOT a fan of the Eagle or Chiefs but you two guys are great. BUT DAMN I used to think Travis was one of the best dressed player, WAS.
...#PicnicBlanket #TableCloth (the checkerboard only belongs on the inside of those Green Lobsters - Nice shoes though :)

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@elonmusk Whoever is doing your design and video work is way too junior (can’t blame them but…) Nice TikTok colors on this execution.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@bertkreischer 2Bears Ep.195 YOU'VE given me an idea! I DM'd you in IG and on your site. It WILL be 100% Amazing. :)

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

Thanks @yunggravy for spending 447 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Betty (Get Money). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/X3qykod46l

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

First time in 10 years I had to book a flight on another airline other than @Delta. Thank you @UnitedAirlines_ for reminding me why I will never do that again. @UnitedAirlines_ “lost” my ticket and had no seat to even sell.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

Little old @crocs has figured out how to actual care about defeating bots and run fair draws while giant @nike continues to not care. #FuckResale

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@sneakerheadsoff GoooooooMorning! Let’s crush this Friday!

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@KHollowayWSB @KeishaBottoms @CapitalGrille Another reason not to eat at these garbage chain restaurants and stick to supporting local (and 99% of the time better) run places.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@GBBrewingCo literally one of the egret airport dining experiences. 30 min for undercooked eggs and toast (they wasn’t actually toasted) and forgot an entire second order then 15 min for boxes and check with no ability to not change charges. So disappointed.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@HomeDepot was in yesterday to buy some paint and a salesmen (I realize now it was @glidden_paint rep) sold me on Glidden premium paint. Sorry but it’s GARBAGE. if I didn’t already cover half the wall I’d dump it out and get Behr. Lesson learned. #dontlistentosalesreps

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

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[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@dotjenna have fun in prison.

[erik hostetler @ehostetler]

@TBSNetwork Hey read these comments. Do something about it. Pretend you’ve got the class to announce the game down the middle and not the stupidity just because you paid for the rights.