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I think I’m really funny

[em @ehowes27]

@michkbre Including Goose, she’s constantly ensuring strangers on the street are being supervised

[em @ehowes27]

@michkbre I’m sorry, whose wife is this?

[em @ehowes27]

@michkbre @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Love u

[michelle 🥱 @fuckitificant]

my friends threw me a lover themed bday i’m crying 🥺🥺🥺🥺 @taylornation13

[em @ehowes27]

My biggest flaw is thinking I need a snack every time I watch a show

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jasper. He’s not sure why this dog is giving him so much attitude. Got all pup in his face. 14/10 for Jasper but only 12/10 for the other guy

[michelle 🥱 @fuckitificant]

two separate people have told me how much they like my twitter today so for personal reasons i will have an inflated ego for the rest of my life

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

You’ll tell your kids I invented angsty teen punk rock realness.

[em @ehowes27]

@michellebreard I’ll be sleeping with her so at least you’ll know she’s safe

[em @ehowes27]

@michellebreard omg what the heck she’s so cute

[em @ehowes27]

guys if you aren’t waiting on a package, what are you doing?

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

Been drinking a lot of coffee so I can lay around with anxiety

[Ally Carter @OfficiallyAlly]

I see a lot of people being like “I would survive the Coronavirus. I’m taking my chances.”

The way I see it, yeah. I’d survive it. But I might carry it to someone who wouldn’t. And that, folks, is the problem.

[em @ehowes27]

@happybaby76 @NipissingU they will take care of him!!! he will love his experience!!

[em @ehowes27]

@NicoleMary17 Mel coming to the games ????

[em @ehowes27]

@NicoleMary17 Like around here, or?????

[faith ☆˖°.⋆ @hudconhrry]

i will ONLY accept liz gillies to play vanessa in the live action little mermaid just look at this