Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker

TabCorp Industries™ Operative #5828 | Environmental Health & Safety Manager (Class 4) | Vat-Grown Biopolymer Flesh | Middle-Aged & Chronically Anxious |

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

Employee File: EHS-5828 – Reginald Whitaker
Biopolymer Flesh #2451.
Neural imprint: Middle Age + Anxious (no recalibration-budget cuts).
Assigned EHS after failing upward from QA.
Core directive: Spot hazards, file reports, ignore vat leaks. Talent: Non-compliant mug detection.

[Human Resources @Tabcorp_HR]

Attention HR! There will be free hot dogs at today's meeting. One per person.
📞https://t.co/iELvidUaRW

[Nuclear Samurai @nuclearsamurai]

THE WAIT IS OVER
THE LAB IS OPEN
BURN BRAINROTS > GET POINTS> CHANGE YOUR BRAINROTS

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@humblebillionz Sharp objects and hot water are not to be trifled with!

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@dr_nicknft @Tabcorp_HR @Headsfromaliens @PrimoDerp @wichawt Was a great trip, feels like I'm back there right now it's so hot!

[Human Resources @Tabcorp_HR]

Put it on tha chain

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@Tabcorp_HR @zumpeth Congratulations @zumpeth what a grail! 🔥

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@ByronHirsch @Tabcorp_HR Want

[Human Resources @Tabcorp_HR]

🚨RED ALERT 🚨

ASSET: KILL-BOT
ACQUIRED BY: @zumpeth
EXPENDITURE: 0.9204 ETH ($1,600)

Please keep this unit away from your standard biological staff.

[m4nu @m44444nu]

@MontiMania Human Resources by @TaborRobak

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@m44444nu @dr_nicknft @Tabcorp_HR @Caroni74164024 @Headsfromaliens @HorseFvck @PrimoDerp @HR272PB 💯

[Art-Incubator @VilleDeVille]

VICTORY RAFFLE TIME 🧠

My meme video won the @brainrotproject meme contest, and one of the main actors behind that success has clearly been doing @Tabcorp_HR overtime.

Huge thanks to @nuclearsamurai , @atarigod , @tylersmom and the whole #Brainrot community for letting this soup be judged correctly.

So the rot now pays back into HR:

For the next 24 hours, the biggest @Tabcorp_HR floor sweeper wins one HR from me.

RULES:

1. Only HR buys after this post count.

2. Most HR floor buys in 24h wins. Quantity first, lowest total ETH spent in case of a tie.

3. Public / on-chain sales only.

4. Comment below the quantity -> I will check the sweep after the window closes.

5. Winner gets one CURATED HR character from me.

Taste the floor.
Taste the glory.

#BRAINROT #TabCorpHR #HumanResources #NFTs #CryptoArt #OnChainArt #Web3 #MemeContest #FloorSweep @TaborRobak

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@Tabcorp_HR 👀👀👀👀 Tabcorp apparel!????

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@dr_nicknft @Tabcorp_HR @Caroni74164024 @m44444nu @Headsfromaliens @HorseFvck @PrimoDerp @HR272PB Can't beat a bit of team building on the water!

[DrNickNFT @dr_nicknft]

Took some of the @Tabcorp_HR boys rafting at the weekend, was epic fun, anyone seen @Caroni74164024?!

[Prïmö @PrimoDerp]

It looks like @beeple already claimed his @Tabcorp_HR Birthday Clown gift and they're partying together.
Looks like the best clown in the collection, to be fair. 🤡

[BRAINROT @brainrotproject]

https://t.co/3zAEvmZ90x

[Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker @EHS_Reg5828]

@Tabcorp_HR Happy Birthday @beeple enjoy your clown! He better show up at my birthday party next year!

[Human Resources @Tabcorp_HR]

Congratulations on reaching your 45th fiscal year.

Management has authorized one (1) Birthday Clown for your portfolio. Contact Tabcorp Legal to arrange the transfer.
https://t.co/r7ylX5IZR3