god’s sleepiest son

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

it is with a heavy heart that i’d like to announce that after 5 long years i’ve decided to step back from my pursuit to drink Lake Michigan

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

I just signed @wearedissenters’ petition: No Public Dollars for War Profiteers – Tell Illinois Not to Fund a Boeing Drone Facility!

Sign here: https://t.co/t6YoC5XVRy

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

@cruzzzitoo_ i support this notion

[୨୧ @hangyodonluvr_]

@sighyam 😭😭😭 she is so silly

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

this is how they would finally get me

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

the apple watch should come in an apple shape

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

I love the ideas i get in my midori 1 day 1 page- Blank

[breno @industrielegie]

and he also makes other beautiful objects. the spoon box is just so precious...

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

really excited about mending socks and this thread cutter ring

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

all the non-bibraries showed up to the climbing gym on tdov and now people keep trying to open the door to the all gender restroom while i’m on the toilet

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

going thru old ig posts (pain) and taking note that i am one of those people who like to announce things that are “coming soon” that never come (more pain)

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

day 4 in bed checking my blood oxygen level with Miracle Tones 528 Hz Whole Body Regeneration on repeat

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

i may have gotten covid but my whole extended family calling me the correct name in our group chat has made this xmas one of the best yet🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

the way i fly 3,000 mi to come home just to be my 17 y/o dog’s butler as my mother puts it

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

my dad called me out of the blue for the first time in like a year and noticed my voice was deeper and asked about it so i ended up telling him i’m on hormones and his reaction was 1. me too and 2. so are u getting buff

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

there is something absolutely unbearable about existing via this account so my tweeted thoughts will now live at @eian5678

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

finally finished my miffy slippers 🤗

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

@g3n13 Love and Light to all the algae and protozoa my tummy will never know

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

it is with a heavy heart that i’d like to announce that after 5 long years i’ve decided to step back from my pursuit to drink Lake Michigan

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

gm from me and mine (dumb b*tch thoughts) to you and yours ૮ • ﻌ - ა

[god’s sleepiest son @eiansoup]

hahaha to my but maybe nobody else’s surprise my days of being mistaken for genie are far from over