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Hockey lover, former Pole Vault amateur, die-hard DC sports fan. Perpetually complaining about Fantasy Football. “Nice guy, tries hard, loves the game.”

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New week. New season. New identity. Presenting to you my new fantasy team name and color scheme:

“The Fantasy Football Team”

(Nobody cares about your fantasy team)

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Part 2:

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Breaking news:

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Caufield / Benson #BucciOvertimeChallenge @Buccigross

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LaOne Ball literally translates to Lance Armstrong cc @PFTCommenter

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LaOne Ball literally translates to Lance Armstrong cc @PFTCommenter

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo Ball and Ana Montana have welcomed a new son into the world named LaOne ❤️

Congrats to them 🙏

(h/t @HornetsReddit )

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Temp hits 80° and all of a sudden NYC smells like piss and body odor

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Did you hear the good news?

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Cart Path Only fucking blows

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@SeinfeldToday George complains about the size of his Smashburger. Meanwhile Kramer is taking the extra scraps and selling them to street meat trucks

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There’s gotta be a Seinfeld plot about Smashburgers and how restaurants are just using them as an excuse to give customers less meat

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There’s gotta be a Seinfeld plot about Smashburgers and how restaurants are just using them as an excuse to give customers less meat

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Detailed agendas are the biggest waste of time

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Everything bagels are so out

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Off the floor, on the board, Jack Hughes!!!!!

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How was Lindsey Vonn even allowed to ski? Let’s be real, skiing might be the #1 least advisable activity to do with a torn ACL

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Listen, I’m all for inclusivity.

But, Chappell Roan walking around the Grammys with a personally hired ASL translator is absolutely bewildering. What are we doing here???

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Cmon I thought this was a good one

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Winning the office fantasy football league but coming in 9th place with my friends

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Holds true

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Updated:

The Mt Rushmore of shitty work days:
1) January 2nd*
2) First day after July 4th
3) First day after Memorial Day
4) Monday after Thanksgiving

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“Sydney Sweeney? Never heard of her.”
-Jay Eichberg, age 59

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Nobody consistently gives a bad speech quite like a bridesmaid at a wedding