Eider Sánchez

Humano.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

@DCoronell @realDonaldTrump Error en la traducción. En vez de “EL TIGRE" ABELARDO DE LA ESPRIELLA NO DEJARÁ (…)!” debería decir “NO DECEPCIONARÁ”.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Lo que hay que entender sobre dios es que aprieta y ahorca esperando que uno se corra.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

@SwearingSport I dare say, that made a lot of people quite happy that day.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Muy bonito y todo que le digan a uno feliz día del profesor. Pero si se sienten así de agradecidos, mejor mándenme una consignación.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Or the Killers for that matter. My taste was never important for you when it came to music.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

You never listened to Beethoven or Schubert the way you devoted yourself to listening Gorillaz or slowpaced music. And because of that I feel like you never really loved me or cared about what I liked. And that’s just tragic and unfair. I hate my life.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

My theory is: She liked an old archived Instagram story by him.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

A gift we gave to each other. It’s pure, it’s innocent and more than anything it’s honest.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

It’s ok to feel desire. I won’t go delulu. We can call it a parting gift.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Algún día seré tan importante como un celular.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

A whole genre that is utterly hated with a song they probably won’t be singing. That’s what mirrors do.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

El presente apremia tan fuerte que me hace olvidar que algún día fui feliz.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Ya odiaba la música alentizada. Supongo que ahora tendré que odiar a Gorillaz.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

And now I think that some of those random messages and titles are for him and my heart hurts.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

I need help. Like real help

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

I’m so lonely and nobody gives a flying fuck about me

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

@JacquiDeevoy1 Excellent clickbait. We all fell for it. I’d love to know, though, how do you answer that same question.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

I’ve gotten up with this powerful sensation that I’ll be having a terrible day, crowned with the evidence of an even more terrible and lonely night.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Estoy solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo solo.

[Eider Sánchez @eidersanme]

Llega cualquier bobo y le cambia la rutina a uno.