Paul Eidsness

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

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[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My girlfriend and I went to the movies last weekend, and something happened that honestly left me confused.

We bought our tickets, got popcorn and drinks, and found our seats.

A few minutes before the movie started, a couple walked over and asked if we would switch seats with them because they wanted to sit together.

Their seats were only a few rows behind us, so it did not seem like a huge deal. We agreed and moved.
After the movie ended, the guy came up to thank us. Then he pulled out his phone and asked for my account number.

At first I thought he was joking.
He said since we gave up our original seats, he wanted to send us $50 as a "seat inconvenience fee."

I laughed and told him it was unnecessary.

That is when things got weird.

[Meg @MegOfficiall]

My Wife Revealed Something Shocking on Her Deathbed… And I’m Glad She Died

For twenty-two years, I believed I had the perfect marriage.

My wife, Clara, was my best friend, my partner, and the mother of our only son. We built a life together from nothing. Through layoffs, miscarriages, debt, and sleepless nights, we stood side by side.

Or at least, that’s what I thought.

When Clara was diagnosed with terminal cancer, I put everything aside to care for her. I slept in hospital chairs. I fed her when she was too weak to lift a spoon. I held her hand through the worst pain imaginable.

Three days before she died, she asked everyone to leave the room.

“There’s something I need to tell you,” she whispered.

I thought she wanted to share a final memory or tell me where she kept important documents.

Instead, she looked me straight in the eye and said:

[Area bros @Edema_Godwin_]

I GAVE $100 TO A CRYING MOTHER WITH A BABY ASKING FOR FOOD AND LET HER SLEEP IN MY GUEST HOUSE — THE NEXT DAY, I WALKED IN WITHOUT KNOCKING AND WAS LEFT STUNNED.

At 58 years old, business belonged to my past. I’d had people all around, always busy.

Now, my house is too large for me. The guest house, likewise, is empty.

I lost my only daughter three years ago. I attended her funeral and prepared her myself.

Loss like that doesn’t leave. It settles inside you forever.

One afternoon, after seeing an exhibition, with beautiful weather inviting sunlight and blooms, I walked home.

That’s when she came into view.

On the sidewalk sat a young mother, holding her child close. She so closely resembled my daughter that pain seized me.

I reminded myself—my daughter was gone. Yet I was compelled to stop.

Her clothes were dirty and worn. She looked drained, desperate.

"Please… anything to eat," she whispered while others kept moving.

I had nobody left to share with, so I handed over $100.

"For the baby," I said.

Her eyes filled with tears, her thanks unending.

I tried to leave, but turned after a few steps.

"Somewhere to stay?" I inquired.

She shook her head no.

Instead, I offered her my guest house.

"Somewhere to rest," I said. "For as long as needed."

Judith, she told me.

She cried at the sight of the house, with fresh clothes in her hands, gratitude pouring out.

The next morning, I prepared breakfast and baby food with help.

Without knocking, I entered, then froze in shock. The tray fell, smashing as it landed.

"Judith?" my voice shook. ⬇️

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A 9-year-old girl accidentally picks up her dad's phone
and places a random call.

Amazingly, the phone is quickly answered,
and it is her dad's boss on the other end.

Daughter: Hello...
Boss: Yes, who’s on the line?

Daughter: It’s my dad’s phone.
Boss: Is everything okay?

Daughter: Yes. Can you do me a favour, please?↓↓↓

[Sioux Falls Live @SiouxFallsLive]

Minnesotan killed in two-vehicle crash in eastern South Dakota https://t.co/olhTNFfuIV

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

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[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

The Bible is approximately 1 million words. It has 66 books, 40 authors, and was written over 1500 years.

There is not one mention of a prayer to dead saints or Mary.

All 650 recorded prayers are to God alone.

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@KaiTrumpJr 6

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@USFCougarsFB Coach Glo sent me this this mort. Thanks

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@ChadBirger @slimchickens @JimGlogowski Chad, you did a great job as color man last Say👍🏈

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@hodgetwins Love it👍

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@MattJZimmer For sure🏀

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

You are a blessing to these young boys.

[Teathloach Pal🔱 @T_TooGoodTweets]

In the trenches playing 🏀 in 93F/35C weather with kids who are passionate and love the game some playing WITHOUT shoes and others sharing the same shoes every-time they subbed out. Wish I was lying but I’m not… 💯 Thinking of ways I can create future opportunities! 🙏🏿

[Teathloach Pal🔱 @T_TooGoodTweets]

In the trenches playing 🏀 in 93F/35C weather with kids who are passionate and love the game some playing WITHOUT shoes and others sharing the same shoes every-time they subbed out. Wish I was lying but I’m not… 💯 Thinking of ways I can create future opportunities! 🙏🏿

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

@CooBasketball Great job👍

[Cody Oswald @Cody_oz23]

Very blessed to have received an offer from @USFCooFootball! Thank you @CooCoachA for the opportunity!

[Paul Eidsness @eidsnesspaul]

Congratulations Otto. First wrestler in the family.

[Eric Eidsness @CoachEidsness]

Big day for this regional champion! #Barbs