Im4m

Laissez-Faire

[Im4m @eighthunred]

@MECCAMPHETAMINE Congratulations brother
you’re an inspiration

[Im4m @eighthunred]

The north is going through enough already

[Im4m @eighthunred]

@MECCAMPHETAMINE I don’t have one complaint

[Im4m @eighthunred]

Tinubu man wtf are you doing

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

I hope with all these tweets, we women can see how insensitive and self!sh we sound.

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

This is the sweetest night on Nigerian Twitter so far this year😭😭😭😂😂

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

A real woman will upgrade her man's lifestyle so other women will not be able to approach him

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Im4m @eighthunred]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

Dangote is about to list his refinery on the stock exchange and the people that need to hear this the most are not paying attention.

Forget everything you think you know about this man for a second and just look at the numbers.

$20 billion refinery. Largest single-train refinery on the planet. Not in America. Not in Saudi Arabia. In Lagos. Already pumping 650,000 barrels a day. Diesel. Petrol. Aviation fuel. This thing is not a plan. It’s not a pitch deck. It’s working. Right now. While you’re reading this.

And he’s offering 10% to the public.

Now here’s where it gets crazy and I need you to read this part slowly.

You buy the shares in naira. Regular naira from your regular account. But your dividends come back in dollars. American dollars. In a country where the naira does nothing but fall. Where your 5 million in savings last year is worth 3.5 million in purchasing power this year. Where you’ve been watching the exchange rate destroy your future in real time.

Someone just handed you a bridge and most of you will be too busy arguing about politics and celebrity drama to walk across it.

$6.4 billion in export revenue backing those dividends. Not projections from a PowerPoint. Real money from real petrochemicals leaving Nigerian ports to the rest of the world and coming back as dollars. Into your pocket. If you own the shares.

Economists are saying this one listing alone could take the entire Nigerian stock market from ₦105 trillion to over ₦200 trillion. One. Company. Nearly doubling everything.

And they’re not stopping. Expansion to 1.4 million barrels a day already in the works. Double what it is now. Within three years.

I don’t care if you have 50k or 50 million. When this IPO opens, you need to be in the room. Not because of hype. Not because Twitter told you. Because the fundamentals are screaming and the opportunity is once in a generation.

The last time something this big happened on the NGX most of you were in secondary school. You missed it. This one is happening in your adult life with your own money and your own decision.

What you do with this information is on you. But don’t come back in 5 years asking why everybody else is collecting dollar dividends and you’re still checking exchange rates on Google with pain in your chest.

You were here. You read it. Now move.

[Im4m @eighthunred]

If they paint you as a villain
POSE

[Oscar🐧 @0xxOscar]

@josephMuztich @grok

[Im4m @eighthunred]

Simplicity is greatest form of sophistication

[* @BIGBABYGUCCI]

my homie in prison be making ai videos of himself doing normal shit like riding a bike lmao shit funny n sad as hell

[Im4m @eighthunred]

Divide and conquer

[Im4m @eighthunred]

your life is great

[Kwesi Spito @KwesiSpito]

If my wife is in labor and something goes wrong, please save my wife not the baby, I don’t know that guy from anywhere

[Walke 14 @AuwalSabiu14]

@Waspapping_ Sarki,Allah dai yasa mudace ya kuma bamu rayuwa mai albarka

[THE_Cityy🇳🇬✌🏾 @Imnot_bolu]

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot

At first I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

I want to be liquid to the point of reflex gifting.

Bro, I just called for that interview oh, fiam 50K data money.
Bro, I passed the exam. Fiam. 30K suya money.
Fam, I just bought a car. Fiam, take full the tank.

😅😅gifting is such a sweet thing.