William McInall

an eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind

[William McInall @eightof9]

@lurie_john @RexChapman Leo Rautins is a great answer 🇨🇦

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@buttsiejr @RonSexsmith Pop

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@_chandlerhudson @RexChapman America

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@RonSexsmith Me: Doctor every time I drink tea my eyes hurt.
Doctor: Maybe you should try taking out the spoon.

[William McInall @eightof9]

@gator_gum @DFisman Ford- Scarlett Heights Collegiate, graduating in 1983. Humber College for 2 months.
Wynne- B.A at Queen's University, Master of Arts in linguistics from U of T, Master of Education degree from U of T.

Nice one Ontario.

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@RonSexsmith Noticing ventriloquists have become so much better since the pandemic.

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@RonSexsmith ME (at Used Record Store): What do you have by the Doors?
YOUNG CLERK: Just a Fire Pull Station and an Extingisher.

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@dohbeedoo @moneywisecom Been waiting a while on BirkenCrocs.

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@RonSexsmith Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde

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@ClareHymer @opinionated75 Mr. Graham’s mind reminds me of concrete.
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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@RonSexsmith Since I starting losing my hearing I’ve been buying that conditioner with higher volume.

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@RonSexsmith ME: This is the best turkey I have ever tasted! How did you prepare it?
CHEF: Oh, nothing special, we just told him he was gonna die.

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@RonSexsmith I once heard that the Sun and Moon went to the same Universe-ity.

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@RonSexsmith Nice!
I heard the guy that invented Lifesavers made a mint.

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@spittinchiclets Hockey is one of the few games where effort beats skill most of the time.
Shoot Outs don’t respect that. They penalize defensive teams.
Betman needs to bring back the T. Then retire.

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@Mookie94Rock

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@FaveRTsOnVideo @Super70sSports I’m still working because of that play.

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@RonSexsmith Same for my show about a handsome Hawaiian Detective who relies on Euclidean geometry to solve crimes.
Magnum Pi.

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@SHEsus__Christ I was in Nambucca Heads and….it…was….nuts!

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@RonSexsmith I can relate. I worked in a mine but only lasted a few months.
Every time I put on my hat I felt light headed.