Thingsofstuff

Intern from tweeting for scraps of rat meat. All tweets sole property of thingsofstuff llc.

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

Breaking: #Sony cancels premier of #TheInterview after seeing trailer for the first time: http://t.co/h1wlBviny7

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

Yeah! Lets make that virus shit blood! https://t.co/RWXo6lX7MI

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The fight against Ebola is making incredible progress, but it's not over yet http://t.co/1q81XGbL2M

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

If it was New York, it definitely would be poop. https://t.co/a6j856Zjjo

[Chicago Things to Do @redeyechicago]

Get your mind out of the gutter, #Chicago

It's not poop, ok? http://t.co/O46oV7PQJC

[Sam Reid @SamReidSays]

I have a dream I dreamed in time gone by.

-Martin Luther King Jr. as Fantine

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

You ever been watching a youtube video and it's a popular channel and you're in the video and you are in a popular video. Yeah. Me neither,

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

That's what she said https://t.co/lrN2XU1Wjc

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Now leading HuffPost: NOW HE WANTS STIMULUS http://t.co/GdcJ2Fa5hw

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

Inside scoop on #HarperLee's motivations for a sequel: http://t.co/jaXSpqsXx8

[Umang Dua @umangdua]

Pete Carroll's phone

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

Trying to decide whether #MissUniverse2015 is more embarrassing for women or men.

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

Just to clarify, the #blizzardof2015 doesn't yet exist, correct?

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#moreaccuratemascots I can't even play this fucking game. Bet the bank on the Ducks. Mariota: you've effectively broken our knee caps.

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#moreaccuratemascots American Redskins @midnight

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#moreaccuratemascots Baltimore Felons @midnight

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#moreaccuratemascots U of Oregon Bank Busters @midnight

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#MoreAccurateMascots The Denver Noodles. @midnght

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

We bet 60% of our company on Oregon to win outright. Atmosphere is currently somber. Bookie lurking. #NationalChampionship

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#BREAKING #ParisMarch http://t.co/0A8HqzQZS8

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

We've been meaning to write a list about #WesAnderson for a while. A whimsical jaunt of a list.

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

One million March in Paris in solidarity. But more importantly, the #GoldendGlobes are on! The glitz! The glamour!

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

After ten shots I'm pretty Zen.

[Thingsofstuff @EightStuff]

#worstsexin5words "I'm getting college credit, right?"