Paul Mayorga

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@Bobbythirdway Some man (I seriously forget) made a bit about when a woman finds a man's gooning material.

*she's on the phone with another female* "omg, Stacy, you wouldn't believe it. Piece of a woman, on his dresser. Yeah, no. I already locked myself in the bathroom and called the FBI."

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@adamfrancisco_ The criminally insane do not feel guilt. Most of these lindsay clancy supporters don't know she tried to kill herself afterwards.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@RebornFatboy It's the price of convenience versus the price of making it yourself.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@RealYourFriend @notinregs Yes.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@KaitMarieox Most women don't even know all the facts, just what the heard tells them.
I asked a supporter of LC to list all the facts about the case. She didn't know about the suicide attempt. She thought I was lying. I knew it, she now knows it, insane people don't feel guilt.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@Asher_am6 She's going to go home and kill her kids, and then blame it on the camera guy.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@Revolutioig9 So incredibly scumy. He deliberately leaves out the part on the ticket of which hand it was. He is basically tripling down on a hard 16, praying that his department loses his bodycam footage.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@Thechat101 Dictionary.

This is the biggest cope for hating talant in a person just because they ain't black.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@McDuffLive @RealBrittHughes I personally think social media has turned most women into narcissists.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@TheModerateCase They always think that the exception to the rule is the law of the land.

It's also the reason they all think they are 10's. When in math's reality, 90.01% -99.99% of them are not 10's

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@DelusionPosting Single moms who go to church only want to find a man they can manipulate. When that fails, they relapse and let Jeff hit it after he installs a new nose ring.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@WomenBeingAwful Sympathy was a currency that men gave freely to women. Feminists are out there, burning huge piles of this currency, like they are the Heath Ledger Joker.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@GarbageHuman24 She looks like something that carries the DNA of a thousand different men...........oh wait.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@pearlythingz The last few weeks that I routinely carried my daughter everywhere, we had a bonding moment talking about her mother. It was pure gossip, mischief, and giggles. But at the end we both agreed that mommy was awesome and that we loved her no matter what.

That memory is sacred.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@RealEyes1717 @miraatwt Your room temperature IQ is showing.

Homeless people make more money begging.

The math is 0-2 tickets found per week that are worth less than $10.

Every two months they might find one worth 60-80, but the math still says it could also be zero findings.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@_SiakaMassaquoi Nothing will happen. Just a smoke screen for horrible gas prices and the Iran conflict. Maybe Im wrong and something changes but remember the woman who drowned her six kids? Yeah. She did the first 3 found not guilty by insanity then had 3 more and killed them.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@ThrillaRilla369 They used to sell literature racks for the bathroom. If you were extra fancy you had plastic book covers that were made for magazines.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@ojessie__ Regular water sucks. Try drinking infused lemon water whenever you get a craving. Avoid any beverage with sugar or HFCS for two weeks. Once the addiction cycle has ended, stick to labels that say zero sugar vs diet.

[Paul Mayorga @EightyTon4Life]

@MomAngtrades If you are a grown man that thinks cycling is better than hitting the gym, there is already a slur for that. It's the same name, what they call a bundle of twigs in the U. K.

Armstrong only did it because he was snorting Coke.