Alitcia

Me gusta mucho dormir al sol. Mi vocación es imaginar lo inimaginable. Engañamundos. Fairfarren. Alice. 🐼. 💚.

[🖤 @alrc0_]

Tú crees que Barbie tenía experiencia en todos esos trabajos? Se puso el outfit y empezó

[tomi 🕯 @Velitismo]

Feliz día del trabajador

[iaio @mariancarbone]

feliz día para la clase obrera q no se olvida que es clase obrera

[toky del totoral @likidsmooth]

me da risa la gente obsesionada con el mérito académico yo fui mejor promedio como tres años y ahora organizo la fiesta del propofol

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR : “Gen Z don’t want to work”

Gen Z:
– 3 languages
– 2 master’s degrees
– Underpayment
– Rent = 60% of salary
– Retirement at 70

But yes, the problem is the attitude

[sammy @s4myy_]

Porque siempre tengo que estar pensando en gastar dinero o comer algo rico quiero ser libre de mis demonios

[࣪ @moagolica]

ser una mina muuuuy vaga me ha salvado de dos propagandas muy importantes por las que nunca tengo pensado caer: maternar a un hombre y maquillarme todos los dias

[lurde @aypelotuda]

hoy tengo cerámica, mañana psicólogo y el viernes yoga

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please

[idk @MeowSkullsFN_]

I don’t understand cheating just break up if you found someone better

[jynx @jynxbby]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

[໊ @sonohoor]

no offense to myself but wtf am i doing

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person

[steph 🪩✨ @i_inevitable]

there are Uruguays everywhere for those with eyes to see

[໊ @wynrosei]

girl whatever you’re going through right now as long as you’re not pregnant you’ll be fine

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus you would have loved birkenstocks

[trash jones @jzux]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails