Jon

I break like glass. you break like waves on the ocean.

[Jon @eikenia]

Someone like this so I can get my twitter dopamine rush

[Jon @eikenia]

I guess @elonmusk owns twitter now, so...

Hi Elon 👋 pls dont ban my account

[Jon @eikenia]

I'm trying to create a @wikipedia page for a non-profit I'm part of, but my IP address is blocked even though I've never edited wikipedia in my life. Tried filing an appeal but I was denied because my IP address is "part of a large range that has been blocked."

Solution anyone?

[Scott Grimes @ScottGrimes]

Returning to duty, at last. #TheOrville New Horizons launches June 2, only on @hulu.

[Sos "Wishlist Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @Sosowski]

Game Developers: I'm gonna make this machine render beautiful vibrant landscapes 60 times per second.

Web Developers: This newspaper article needs at least 7 seconds to show up and will boil your computer alive if you try to scroll too fast.

[sips @Sips_]

the summer of ravs

[RJV @jiffington]

Most Americans don’t realize how big Ireland is

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Most Americans don’t realize how small Texas actually is.

[bekah ♡ @ketchupstoes]

i want everyone to see this video

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: sunglasses
Confidence: 24.3%

[Jake Roper @jakerawr]

Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?

[caca @clawdezz]

we are living in george orwell’s 1984

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

wow she looks just like her dad

[Jon @eikenia]

For some reason the fact that "car" translates to "coche" in spanish is the funniest shit ever

[Olivia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @oliviamcc19]

Society if 'men' went fishing in the morning, the factory in the afternoon and read Plato in the evening.

(inspired by my Marx sociology lecture this week)

[Bedgar @Bedgarsan]

How do I get to see tweets from the people I actually follow?

[Jon @eikenia]

Just moved to Kingsville, MO

Population just went up from 277 to 278

[Jon @eikenia]

@mildishphambino I want some of whatever you're smoking

[Tia Young 🐝 @TiaPixel]

RimWorld Update 1.3.3287 has made Ideology more flexible for new and experienced players!

Read about it here: https://t.co/29k3q88SIL

#RimWorld #RimWorldIdeology