eileen

runner up of most likely to shave their head

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My life is unreal, I just had to tell my dad he can’t invite my therapist to go fishing with him

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My grandma watching fireworks:
“You should see how it looks with my cataracts”

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My grandpa used to meet his masseuse 10 mins early in the parking lot to smoke together before the massage

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I wish I was dumber

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Law & Order SVU is my nightly lullaby

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In the very back of an airplane next to a man drinking a venti Frappuccino and I’ve never felt more at peace

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Self care is having a Starbucks grilled cheese at LEAST once a week

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I keep a 3 day old almost empty sunkist in the bathroom to take my pills every morning

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Thanks for the reminder Spotify!!😆

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If you don’t fw Fred Meyer I don’t fw you

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Genuinely just used a magic 8 ball to determine whether or not I should get out of bed to go pee

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my grandpa had a lifetime membership to weight watchers and then refused to keep going once Oprah was involved, don’t ask me why I don’t know

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The lady at lowes said i couldn’t get a high school musical key and now my day is ruined

[Elton John @eltonofficial]

The world needs more sparkle……🚀🚀

@gucci

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Just had to leave a bookstore because I was loosing the battle with my intrusive thought to start ripping pages out of all the books

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This is what heaven looks like

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Why did I forget I was a little monster #iloveladygaga

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I don’t know what in my life led to me watching Joey graceffa climb a waterfall on the amazing race but here we are

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Just bought a dream catcher to hopefully prevent my crippling nightmares