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I laugh at my jokes so you don't have to

~

she/hers

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

The Man or the Bear: let's look at the numbers

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Checking in on this.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[coffee @eventualforever]

fuck it. romcom

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

[chrisknife @dunehast]

DIMALA SHU-TI
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[🅿️ @the_P_God]

devil on my shoulder: you should drink Guinness with the boys tonight

angel on my shoulder: yeah that would be sick

[ashley liao (lee-ow) @ashleyjliao]

every time a new hunger games trailer comes out i am 13 years old again in the best way

[nikkie | 🇦🇷 | 🏳️‍🌈 @imsisterdaniel]

this is extremely important to me

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

I am actually shook by this. So she's not donating any of her actual money? Her FANS are making donations by purchasing a more expensive ticket where THEY will be the ones making the donation.

This is the definition of trying to appear charitable for publicity and image sake.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.

[Michael Lange @MichaelLangeNYC]

AOC: “This city was built by the Irish escaping famine, Italians fleeing fascism, Jews escaping the Holocaust, Black Americans fleeing slavery and Jim Crow, Latinos seeking a better life, Native people standing for themselves, Asian Americans coming together in QUEENS, in BROOKLYN, in THE BRONX, in MANHATTAN, in STATEN ISLAND.”

[Mars @Marsspace17_]

I feel bad for him because you can see he’s visibly upset and actually cares about what he’s saying meanwhile the group he’s talking about will continue to actively harm the movement they claim to fight for.

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[willnights @willnights1]

the way you would never catch me streaming an album by an artist i dislike let alone talking about it..

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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