Eileen Dover

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is wasting time waiting for #2 to get on the bus.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is wondering how seven year old kids can swim the butterfly, AKA, most unnatural stroke ever.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

just recovered from pneumonia; #3 broke his week-long fever on Saturday. #1 kid is now sick. NO MORE FREAKING GERMS.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

would rather be taking a nap than at work with 50 coworkers doing line-by-line report comparisons

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

has her Aussie tracksuit on.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

@mufan96 you are standing up and appauled?

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

thinks 69 sucks. The freeway, that is, you dirty pervs.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is getting her hair done, and listening to two great conversations.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

in bed... coughing, spluttering. i think i sound like my dad at night. damn allergies.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is waiting at a park for her second family to arrive for photos. i need a drink.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is on the train heading downtown... i actually miss public transport and looking at the freaks who ride it. oops. people are looking at me. 

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

needs to pay attention to flight departure times....

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

@neilochka i am scared of meryl singing. besides, you can watch the pirated version online ;)

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

home sick today with the kid. the kid is naked and asleep on the couch. my tummy hurts. woe; woe is me.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

warning: there will come a time in life when your children will successfully poison you

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

allergy attack + phlegm = not-so-tasty diet coke

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

wearing too-tight shorts = inability to breathe or be hungry. not breathing + hunger = perpetual bitch.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

It wasn't just the animals that stank at the zoo today. People, WEAR DEODORANT.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

is at swimming club, feeling particularly lethargic.

[Eileen Dover @eileendover]

@sizzlesays strategic and diagnostic are other fun buzz words