Eileen Wilms

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Prost!

This fan just needs the hat to complete the #Blackhawks Oktoberfest look.

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, you’ve lost my luggage #honeymooner #problem can you help me more@than your automated messages #please

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I would really appreciate having my face wash, shampoo, conditioner, and *moisturizer* #omg #simple #tsa #pleaseimissit

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, Could you also forward the wonderful clothes I bought @threadless for my honeymoon - it’s on my lost luggage #frommunichtochicago #help

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I just got back from my honeymoon Sunday night... Can you trace my brand new luggage you lost??? #honeymoondisaster #help #howisthispossible

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I also had my Chi hair straightener in my bag you are unable to trace #happyhoneymoon #not #help

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I also had my favorite pair of @rothys in my bag you are unable to track #posthoneymoonbliss #notreally #canihavemythingsbackplease

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I am also missing my electric tooth tooth that is almost in your ‘system’ #phillipssoniccare #diamondcare

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I bought the best things over my honeymoon too!! #drindls #steins

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, my husband (the much less needy of us), got his bag without issue - we were on the same conveyer belt in Munich #wheredidmybaggo

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I flew from Chicago to Munich and home through Dublin, don’t you think you could trace the bag?

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Dear @AerLingus, I haven’t seen my bag in over 120 hours since my honeymoon ended... I’ve done all the paperwork but you want me to sit 60 business days??

[Barbara Wilmsen @BarbieWilms]

Waiting........#hurryupnick #skywirelive

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Hail to Pitt!! 💙💛💙

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Getting a fried bologna sandwich and fries and a yuengling #Nashville

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

@Expedia: Just had the worst possible customer service - will never use you again #poor-service #worst #rude-employees #NoRespect

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

My mom thought a "frozen puck" was frozen to the ice #hockeyrookie #momproblems #gopens 🐧🐧🐧🐧

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Pittsburgh you're breaking my heart 💔

[Eileen Wilms @eileenwilms]

Happy birthday to @Daddyhags! #celebrate #withsomecabernet!

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Peyton Manning is seconds away from Avada Kedavraing someone right on the field.