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all views are my own

[eileen @eileenwut]

cause you never think that the last time is the last time. you think there will be more. you think you have forever, but you don't.

[🇸🇻 @lainez88]

What should I take? A trip.
Who should I take? His bitch.

[eileen @eileenwut]

IM HERE THINKINING I MISSED AN EPISODE AND I FORGOT ITS WEDNESDAY

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

If a baddie asks you to watch love island you turn on love island

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

[Mo @fruitpibble]

are your feelings for me real or cake

[ale ༺♡༻ @allleee_]

i’m a hater first and mexican second

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i dont wanna sound like a hopeless romantic but i fantasize a lot about buying groceries & buying home decor together with the loml

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

That Iced Tea Hennessy shit was a good idea i’m not gone lie lol @CIA

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“no one is coming to save y-“ the universe will literally rearrange itself for me, please

[muse @honeyscoat]

Cinco de mind yo fuckin business lil boy

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i can’t wait to be married so my husband can fill up my water bottle before bed

[valentine @valawakened]

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row. everything in the entire world reminds me of u. becuase i love you

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

[kat @yslnadi]

How life feels when nobody’s demonic son is bothering me

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[QueenKema, MBA👸🏽 @kemaaaaa_____]

😭😭 “so what you gone do”

[the meji. @mejitwo]

but would your thesis defend YOU?