eilidh 🌻

handing power tools to kids in the name of education

[randy ✨️ leviticus era @planetarymoth]

WRONG! nutty putty cave incident.

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

@elmomacaroni please be kind, god has already handed us the struggle of being a pisces in a world that no longer sends women to the seaside for healing

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I just feel like another ship getting stuck in the Suez Canal would boost morale a lot

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

Hannah has had a major life revelation (I showed her the Fyre Fest doc and the guy willing to suck dick for bottled water has her reeling)

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

Some brief sunshine and I’m a woman reborn, sundresses are OUT, iced coffee is in the fridge, might have my breakfast outside tomorrow, the world is my oyster

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

light coloured bedding was a dream I had before owning a black cat

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

Bliadhn’ ùr mhath bitches, time to message declarations of love to ✨everyone I know✨

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

If you saw me dramatically fucking up at Oban Pier today, no you didn’t

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

‘My tiktok algorithm is unhinged this, my tiktok algorithm is unhinged that’ my tiktok shows me nothing but full length bluey episodes and diy napalm tutorials, we are not the same

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

@CorenGChilds Evolutionary stepping stone

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

@CorenGChilds Why are beautiful strong women always pitted against each other 😔

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

every day I pass a Burger King but their lights are broken so it just says BURGE, a burger urge if you will

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

adulthood is all about buying yourself a wee treat sometimes so you and everyone you interact with survive the day

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“are you afab or amab” i’m ahab. where be that damned whale.

[eilidh 🌻 @eilidhboots]

@obiwanravioli You look so cute, boilersuits are so cool and sexy and anyone who thinks differently can fistfight me in the street