[thanksgiving]
ME: so basically Pete Davidson having a big dick is just PR and women going through a divorce who need a branding change have been “dating” him to rehab their image. See: Kim Kardashian, EmRata, etc
MY GRANDPA: i was in a war
@jessiiicuuh dude the skin never stops coming off!! i genuinely thought it would be like one big piece but it’s just horrible dry lil flakes that won’t come off ur feet😭