Willy 🐳

Ack.. I drip with moisture. But, doth it make mine hair look.. hot?

[(˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) @stimabuse]

still my favourite screenshot

[♫⃠ cathode of industrialtwt @cath0de]

when I got to this part I thought he was gonna start selling the backrooms furniture and that would be the focus of the movie

[Willy 🐳 @eilyah_]

when they’re slandering your goat but they’re lowkey wrong

[single serving tilly Ⴟ @L30RA]

some of you are trying really hard

[wade @normalguy824]

Having inside jokes with somebody you’ll never see or talk to again

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

creepypasta protagonists always be thinking nothing of it

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

phone slipped as i was playing and i accidentally spent enchantment points to rename a single oak log "Oak Lod"

[machine yearning eng. SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

I hope my boss knows I call him “sir” in a peppermint patty way and not a hierarchical way

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Checking the air quality on the weather app today is like this

[ozlako #FRAPPATTACKFRIDAY @ozlako]

annnnd while the two parties squabble and mindlessly argue... the No Shower people slip by unscathed and unsmelt...... Heh! all according to plan.....

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Willy 🐳 @eilyah_]

@godspeed_aflame @LauraSmitherene This made me smile so warmly