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My family is so perfect 🥺🥰

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Dang, the Packers are so fricken good. 😤🥲

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@Kendraa_2 Love you 💕

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At what age do you stop checking if your child is breathing lmao

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If you know me you know I HATE not having an answer to something. This shit is still so troubling to me. I need answers.

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Okay so I was just looking at the James Webb Space Telescope images and it reminded me how when I was a kid I was VERY troubled because I asked my mom “okay if god created EVERYTHING - us, galaxies etc. then who made god???” And she said “I don’t know”

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@hauntinghands “Give me ur fukin baby”

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Something about Ms. Rachel’s husband is very unsettling.

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When your child BODY SLAMS you and you say ow they immediately think “oh hell yeah let’s fuckin goooooo” and take it to a whole new level of pain 🫠

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I’m going to fucking go insane. Retweet if you relate, (Stay at home mom/default parents only).

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Our daughter would literally eat a gallon of mac and cheese if we let her, but who can blame her???

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I can’t wait

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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

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I woke up Ryan this morning saying “HAPPY EARTH DAY” and his response was “wanna go look for plants?” UM YES?!? My love language. 🤤🥰

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I wonder what I’m getting in my Easter basket my

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Your baby saying ‘thank you’ for something without being prompted is the CUTEST FUCKING THING 🥹🥰

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I hate myself because I am so exhausted every morning yet every night I’m WIRED. 🫠

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@Sammerss_ YES she gets so excited naming and pointing out things but she’s SO aggressive with it 😂

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The first thing Charlie does when she wakes up every morning is yell “EYE” and then stabs her fingers into our eyes 🥲

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I feel like Charlie just had a night terror or SOMETHING, she woke up screaming crying and acted like she didn’t know who I was and kept trying to get away saying “nooo” 🥺 my heart HURTS.

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“Is Tupac there????” 😐🥲

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Having my birthday on Valentine’s Day is still literally the worst. I feel so robbed. 🥲