eimear ní fhearraigh 🇵🇸

i know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that’s been stepped on ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 25 | ☘️ | sí/í

[eimear ní fhearraigh 🇵🇸 @eimzfez]

as if oisín pulled a whitey tonight and the last thing he said before he passed out while making a sandwich was “my spreading days are over”

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

how young fellas in Longford wave at each other from a passat full of green diesel

[Mick Wallace @wallacemick]

How about calling on the Apartheid State of Israel to stop carrying out a Genocide in Gaza, stop deliberately bombing Children + Hospitals, stop murdering Journalists, stop bombing its neighbours Lebanon, Yemen, Syria + Iran..? How about ending all Business ties with Israel..?

[Ó Rinn @eolanryng]

@ImmortalTech 6. Their mix satire + anger, Gaeilge and gallows humour.
They mock Royals, call out MI5, support Palestine, party like it’s a form of protest.
That last part matters.
Cultures that survive occupation, joy is resistance.
Dancing is defiance.
Laughing in Irish is revolutionary

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who's this diva??

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

Oh u poor 22 year old One day you will understand when you are 24 like me

[Rob O'Hanrahan @RobOHanrahan]

Paul Mescal has a big Irish head on him at the best of times, but no more so than when he's being praised. Which is when the big Irish head is at its most biggest, Irishest and headest.

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

drug test at work. last night geer still in sistem. not goin down alone. bake batch brownies. 400mg. offer to staff. all take bait. sharon hittin freak out. say she feel funny. roxy lobs 4 in er fat gob. gaffa taken em home for is kids. result. cant sack us all. goin pub. cheers

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

"hey look what ai made-" SHUT UP and watch this instead!

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I hate when people say “aww ducks shouldn’t eat bread” like aye but they’re going crazy for it
Should a man drink 6 pints of Guinness? Should a child be puffing a cherry cola vape? Would you deprive them of that? x

[smallville @fiamepoint]

today's affirmations:
- i am the one thing in life i can control
- i am inimitable
- i am an orginal
- i'm not falling behind or running late
- i'm not standing still
- i am lying in wait

[kenna 🧚🏻‍♀️🍓 !! @kennabaIism]

katniss was the fire that was catching and haymitch was the one who lit the fuse #sunriseonthereaping

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

being on the same side as varadkar… this is new territory

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

BREAKING: Micheál Martin disappears up Donald Trump's hole

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[helen @helen]

she really got my ass in the family group chat… i’ve never seen anything even close to this before