Einar Brodden | EinarMos BrG

Almost a Film Director 🎬 |
Soy como el sushi empanizado, nomás de nombre soy de otro lado

Y puro Majaclán shiquita ⚓️

[Mat Velloso @matvelloso]

Sarah Connor: "When they chase you, always run towards a wall. For some reason nobody trained them to stop. That's how we win in the future"

[Principe de Totolcingo 👑 @BrandonJimmy_]

Hoy fui a misa y el padre dijo algo muy bonito: Amar es desear que el otro viva la vida que quiere y merece vivir.

[!vana ★ @caradeflooor]

chatgpt no tiene los huevos para decirte pendejo pero yo sí

[D’King @DKingPrimeX]

Maybe some people come into our lives to build with us, while others come to teach us something we couldn’t have learned alone. Not every deep connection is meant to last forever, but that doesn’t make it meaningless. Some people change your life without becoming part of your future.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Einar Brodden | EinarMos BrG @EinarMos]

Sisi la FMF se la cromó a la Fifa
Pero que eso no nos distraiga de lo verdaderamente importante...

Se cogieron a la selección de beis

W, cómo que Nicaragua y Curazao te dejan en 0????

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

si alguien más pendejo que yo pudo cómo chingados yo no voy a poder

[Einar Brodden | EinarMos BrG @EinarMos]

@xurawetemai @porktendencia W eres de Nayarit JAJAJAJAJAJA

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.

[Einar Brodden | EinarMos BrG @EinarMos]

CHTM LA NECESITO

[Cerebros @CerebrosG]

Completamente oficial, la Casa de Moneda de México presentó una nueva colección de medallas conmemorativas con temática de dinosaurios.

[Luiz Castillo @Luizcastillo17]

@FMF Ojalá pierda infantino y empiece una cacería de brujas y se los cargue la vrg pinché FMF

[Yoshi Football @JosAngelRobles2]

@VickswFett @ussoccer No tan rápido, ya se entibió la FMF

[Alphaa✨ @Alphaar0]

Ya estoy harto de este trend 🥀

[Einar Brodden | EinarMos BrG @EinarMos]

Quién vrg puso los "Mantén presionado" en mi algoritmo?
Están re culeros

[Irisha 🇲🇽❤️ @EnchantedIri]

La verdad los mexicanos realmente le hemos hecho más bullying a Tlaxcala qué a cualquier otro país, ¿y los ven por ahí quejándose? Claro que no, porqué no existen.