Lainie McKeague Thies

On a mission to visit every MLB stadium.

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It’s that time of year when 90% of my text responses are, “Do you need anything? Can I bring you soup?”

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I want to be @Flaujae.

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@carsonfour AND A THIRD

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For just one year, can we please get a list of Oprah’s LEAST favorite things?

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@PRDaily *me, reviewing ad agency deck*
slide 6: "PR Headline in NYT"

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People aren’t talking enough about the Savannah Bananas.

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Today is going to be a bunderful day. @oscarmayer

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Nick Lachey has some explaining to do.

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the new towels I purchased just arrived and i've never felt more alive.

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@human_clickbait

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@Michael_Cerami Todd Walker.

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My one millennial wish is for Win Ben Stein’s Money to return to network television (but I’d settle for old episodes released on Netflix).

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@SlimJim mij mils

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@hankgreen Corridor.

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I hope to one day have the guts to tell my manicurist that I don’t actually like the color I chose and is it too late to switch to something else?

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My phone will be on DND tomorrow from 9am-12pm for the best televised event of the year: the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade. C-list celebrities lip syncing on floats with Sesame Street characters? There’s nothing better.

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Why isn’t there a meat alternative product called “phoney bologna”?

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@atmiller14 You liked this cursed candy???

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Scariest thing I saw today was a kid intentionally choosing an Almond Joy.

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@ABC7Jeff 9 out of 10 doctors disapprove of Almond Joys