black einstein

i’m finna make ASI
finna make $100 billion

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

i saw a space alien and then nothing fucking happened

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

@Zetaisrising what’s the theory on one hit wonders? or two hit wonders. How can they resonate with 1.5 billion people but then never nearly that much again

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

lyfestyle sucks brah the beats are bookie

[nyx ♉︎ @syxxangel]

when the music doesnt have any autotune or 808s

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

the aliens have taken so many hoes from me they better give me the baddest hoe in the world

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

the aliens have been manipulating my rap career. they waited until after i discovered the aliens to make me obsessed with it

[Jake Kozloski @jakozloski]

"Once a cheater, always a cheater" got tested longitudinally with 484 people.

People who cheated in the first relationship were 3x more likely to cheat in the second.

Study:
https://t.co/vnXR9W8KjN

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

@Zetaisrising the tall are funnier than you you got mogged

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

if you want to know if an alien is manipulating you track the variance of your actions and if you do anything too out of the ordinary the odds are you got controlled

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

bananas apeshit crazy

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

they making apricots pussy flavored

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

for like 3 months i was convinced i was going to get assassinated by the CIA

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

i got laughed at twice for presenting my music in a live so i really don’t suggest doing that

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

sorry mom i need the car for alien communications through music

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

gonna play babydoll ten times at every concert

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

working at a car factory just to say “i worked at a car factory on some 8 mile shit”

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

babydoll do you know how

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

if you’re a theories kind of guy or girl people will ignore 100% of what you say despite you being right and new 1% of the time. Unfortunate but at least no one will steal your ideas 🤷🏽‍♂️ you get to act on them first

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

people think it’s wrong to go with the dude with a lot of money but if a bitch was rich asf i’m so down 😭😭😭 especially if i’m not rich myself.

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

@HeliosYourSun @overclassifiedx @Zetaisrising who tf is “the lady?”

[black einstein @einsteinbutblk]

@Zetaisrising the tall found me before i found your account 😭😭😭 idk why they’re sending me on quests

i remember my hand moving on its own and sensing “demons” it was ALL them 😭

it’s just so fucking weird i feel like im going insane