einstein

call me the goat

[einstein @einsteincooks]

So even after this tweet we haven't bonded a $UTILITY coin??

Even vlad mentions that memes are a utility in this YT video......

Timestamp (20:18)
https://t.co/7SpwvRxKBd

[Robinhood Crypto @RobinhoodCrypto]

memes are the utility 🙌💎

[einstein @einsteincooks]

new neet for robinhood, is strictly for economic terms this is golden.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Economic status has cratered for young less-educated men, per FT:

[einstein @einsteincooks]

This is Sol.

Sol is here to bring life and hope back to the trenches.

Sol is here to save us.

[einstein @einsteincooks]

GigaCat is here to save solana.

Post made 2 hours ago and already has 7K UPVOTES

Man up, square up, call it out and get paid like pump preaches

https://t.co/c5hsozF80T

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Deploying PVE on both robinhood and solana.

THIS PVP is insane, let's see who wins.

[einstein @einsteincooks]

This is just 2 days old the U.S. Mint uploaded a coin story about a character called “ROB” that teaches kids about saving, spending and sharing money

the story is literally called “THE LEGEND OF ROB” and follows him leaving the royal counting house and becoming the merry coin of the forest

https://t.co/ms0kJioC38

[United States Mint @usmint]

Available for purchase today at 12PM ET: 2026 President Donald J. Trump $1 Coin. These coins are also in circulation, so check your pocket change. Collect them today! #CoinCollecting #America250

https://t.co/g4eJes21ER

[einstein @einsteincooks]

HELLO?

NASDAQ HAS A SUBDOMAIN NAMED "https://t.co/PpRZTGHHzm"

WE CAN FINALLY RUN FARTCOIN ON ROBINHOOD

https://t.co/hr1rhARjYW

PAIRING WITH COSCO SINCE FOOD MAKES YOU FART

[einstein @einsteincooks]

THIS IS SO GOOD.

McDonalds posted a tweet , "if you're on your last straw" and it blew up with over 50 MILLION views in only one day, but that's not the part where it gets good.

If you autotranslate it to spanish, it leaves it as “última paja/straw.” “Paja” in slang = masturbation.

and users are FREAKING OUT. Its going so viral. This tweet saying "thanks Automatic translation" already has 18 MILLION VIEWS in one day. There's literally nothing that's as viral as this.

Imagine opening your phone and seeing Mcdonalds tweet, "for anyone on their last jerk off session" LOL
even grok confirms it, but go look at the comments on the tweet, everyone is meming it

https://t.co/duvfzfJAcG

Genuinely such a good narrative, will pay dex at 15k so this really can cook. Such a good meme and no one has even deployed it yet.

[maría miquel @apreciemos]

gracias traducción automática

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Robinhood is suing one of the wallstreetbets members for defamation after they made "Vlad's Dirty Backside" LLC and started sending them a ton of documents

https://t.co/FjXorjEXpQ

Kojiro has lost almost everything on robinhood and is now getting sued for everything that he has after he started sending letters and packages to vlad through the LLC

https://t.co/X3P7VkQmnW

Send it on their blockchain to keep the meme alive since they can't take anything down on there lol

[einstein @einsteincooks]

$1 is all you need ran to 20mil

now its "1 stock is all you need"

perfect for the stock meta

https://t.co/jjwdL29v9s

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Was digging through some old solana lore

And I found something actual genny

Before "Diamond Hands"

Toly coined a cult/term for solana holders when times were tough

HE coined them "Glass Eaters"

Highlighting the fact that in tough times solana holders /devs chose to take the hard path

And "Eat Glass"

Solana associated dev accounts also posted abotu the cult lore

"Glass Eaters Assemble"

Toly:https://t.co/Y9TpM6T8F1

A Redditor quite literally saying to not bet against the "Glass Eaters" in the cross chain pvp

[Superteam @superteam]

Glass eaters -- assemble! We've partnered with @questbookapp and @SolanaFndn to offer easy to learn Rust modules so you can get started on Solana.

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Wtf lmao

Pumpfun added a Job Listing for 'Lord of the Trenches'

https://t.co/UOuV20hT9g

[alon @a1lon9]

https://t.co/mYp7tU4924

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Bill Gates said he wouldn't pick any crypto currencies and instead he would pick a basket of equitities?

So I present to you, a basket of equititties

[einstein @einsteincooks]

HELLO HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN MISSED???🤣🤣

A top German politician has just been caught giving the Nazi salut whilst completely naked in a hotel room after sniffing cocaine...

People are already comparing him to Hunter Biden 🤣

5 million views on the top post with a new page trending!!!

Theres no way this doesn't get huge news outlets posting it today

https://t.co/FY3D17WPkX

[einstein @einsteincooks]

How has this never been ran before.

Pumpfun is the face of the trenches.

We just had a color code meta.

Why not run pumpfun with split donations.

⚪ WHITE = Lung Cancer (White ribbon)
🟢 GREEN = Mental Health (Green Ribbon)

Two colors. Two causes.

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Huge Anti AI Narrative Going Viral right now

Tucker Bryant, the man behind TJB, rented an Bilboard for 6k a month to promote Anti AI Slop and wrote Average individual on the bottom of it

Its going giga viral and everyone is reposting and asking him for a job in an effort to combat AI Slop that a lot of advertising agencies are using

TJB Went to 300k, and we never had a derive runner from it and this is Tucker's latest work

https://t.co/Wgnou3xyER

[einstein @einsteincooks]

All the big accounts are posting 'Uptember'

Needs to run???

https://t.co/6TiBnvwj7R

[einstein @einsteincooks]

Kendu inu is a an OG Eth coin that went $270m in summer '24

Its not fully dead has had no volume in months

But the community on reddit, X is STILL GIGA bullish
https://t.co/wUfVL0TLUi
They even have their own merch, energy drinks , coffee beans etc

The motto of Kendy is "Kendu is a movement that empowers you to turn your life goals into reality"
Check reddit bio
https://t.co/wUfVL0TLUi

Reviving the kendu lore on sol

[einstein @einsteincooks]

LMAOOO how hasnt this been done

if you search up vlad tenev on urban dictionary

it literally means cuck

https://t.co/yOPRGV7w7y

[einstein @einsteincooks]

The great war of the trenches, RH vs SOL, who shall prevail...