Eiric

Friendly fire mode: On.
Setting: To whom it may concern...

[dee 🪽 future m6w5 remielle haver! @tomoefanacc]

she got a masters in cuntology with a concentration in motherlogical studies from the university of servington

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

A colossal Elder Dragon from long ago stalks the lands once again.

But will the hunters hold?

[oohmaiidayo @oohmaii]

Was it worth it?

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: inside Japanese police station.
not arrested. hopefully.

I came to report lost wallet.

officer very polite.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Me: Probably train station.

Officer nods, types for two seconds.

Officer: Found.

Me: …what.

Officer: Yes.

Me: That fast?

Officer: Japan.

another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched.

Me genuinely emotional.

Me: This country is unbelievable.

Officer smiles proudly, then pauses.

Officer: There was one issue.

Me: …what issue.

Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed.

silence.

both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now.

Officer: You like magical girls?

Me: …we all have struggles.

older officer suddenly leans forward.

Old Officer: Season two was disappointing.

Me: WHAT.

Old Officer: They ruined power scaling.

younger officer immediately joins debate.

Officer: No no movie fixed it.

suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately.

one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles.

Detective: Original manga better.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof If bonk works, bonk works.

[THERUSSIANBADGER @DARUSSIANBADGER]

@HeavenlyyFather you are NOT fat you are HEAVY there is a DIFFERENCE

[Heavenly @HeavenlyyFather]

You eat in a discord call ONE time and they never let you live it down

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof At least cook it first...

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof @SnowHeronLP god this was a while ago

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof @SnowHeronLP lul

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof Aww, same to ya!

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof do it
go on
I know you wanna
do it

[deme @demenishki]

bro…

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof Mr. X gonna give it to ya

[Eiric @eiricx]

@dyrewoof No, where's the tank, they're probably dying cuz I'm wasting heals on ya.

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

An electrifying new permanent Event Quest, "A Flash of Brilliance", comes to #MHWilds with our Universal Studios Japan Special Collaboration, available March 4.

Unlock and craft new hunter armour, weapons, Palico gear and more to rock that iconic USJ look!

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY

[Mara Evantree @maraevantree]

i'll start :3

[Weeb Central 🚬 @rae2pretty]

bro lost and won at the same time 😭

[Lotta 💎║ Voice Actress & Vtuber @EineLotta]

I‘m the german voice of…