Blokk

Professional Valorant Ranked Coach and Content Creator.
Sharing advice and building @VENTesports along the way.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@ValorantUpdated She is good enough. She is a niche ranked duellist brother, if we make her op again the meta is going to suffer.

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@sparklingwader1 @AI_EmeraldApple wrong

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@itzsagka I feel like Valve is focused on Deadlock alot currently, it doesnt feel like they put effort into CS at the time. Also updates like the new tradeups possible left alot of players devastated and then they get chickens and eggs.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

Is everybody who watches Mooda a gullible sub 80 IQ imbecile? The replies are so garbage X marks it as "probable Spam"

Genuinely never have I seen this amount of straight cope and adhom comments.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@dontyell31 Anytime somebody textse something I just say DNR

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@TTVLaheyFR @xerohun773r @VALORANT @riotgames Robot

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@_scorezy_ "TH will miss every international"

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@ValorantUpdated Yes thats true but its literally no difference you are not gonna see distant targets better when you enable these, if you could actually see targets better through these settings pros would enable it because pros use the best settings.

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@TTVLaheyFR @xerohun773r @VALORANT @riotgames You personally attacking me doesnt not change anything about Mooda cheating in basically every videogame you gullible IQlet

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@mrtechsense Uhm, so data can be shared and downloaded by others? Maybe I want to share other kinds of data than just videos aswell?

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@faithisunalive If this is his LFG you dont want to know what the voicechat with him is going to be like

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@joegabez Raids are never bad I dont understand why some people disable them

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@slowiscool In EU its single elim BO3, I think thats fine

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@shmegmoid Why does she think anybody cares about her opinion?

Nobody cares genuinely. Without Tenz, to this day nobody would even know her.

All of a sudden she knows whats right for the world.

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

100 Things That Keep You Hardstuck in VALORANT

01 | Kovaaks
02 | Saying "My team is the problem"
03 | Using Elderflame skins
04 | Playing when you're tired
05 | 5 stacking
06 | Peeking with W instead of just A and D
07 | Respecting your opponents too much
08 | Coaching your teammates mid-round
09 | Opening TikTok the second you die
10 | Continuing to play after a loss streak
11 | Using the Spectre
12 | Not having a 240Hz monitor
13 | Loud agent voice lines
14 | Gooning before playing
15 | Not force buying in the 2nd round after winning 1st
16 | Constantly changing your sensitivity
17 | Hating French players
18 | Focusing on your rank instead of your gameplay
19 | Playing the same spot every round
20 | Not playing Deathmatch
21 | Watching YouTube while playing
22 | Not getting enough sleep
23 | Learning lineups when you're below Ascendant
24 | Using a polling rate above 1000Hz
25 | Not being able to solo queue
26 | Having no ego
27 | Using Ora by Onetap skins
28 | Refusing to use the Odin because it's "dishonorable"
29 | Not warming up
30 | Arguing with your teammates
31 | Not playing every day
32 | Surrendering
33 | Constantly changing your crosshair
34 | Not muting toxic teammates
35 | Thinking winning = good and losing = bad
36 | Listening to music during ranked games
37 | Not using the Operator on Operator agents
38 | Using a soundboard
39 | Using a glass mousepad without an arm sleeve
40 | Playing drunk or high
41 | Playing 10 different agents
42 | Queueing ranked with trash IRL friends
43 | Having your VALORANT Tracker profile set to private
44 | Not going for walks
45 | Voting for a draw even though your team is better
46 | Asking your team what to do instead of leading
47 | Not knowing how to counter-strafe
48 | Setting goals that are too big for too little time
49 | Peeking the first fake defuse
50 | Changing your voice to impress e-girls
51 | Account sharing
52 | Raw Accel
53 | Not lurking on attack as a Sentinel
54 | Calling everyone who's better than you a cheater
55 | Not following Eisblokk on TikTok
56 | Switching to the next game in 3 months anyway
57 | Playing for clips in 2026
58 | Not using your microphone
59 | Watching e-dating content
60 | Destroying your own equipment out of rage
61 | Dodging games because you don't like the map
62 | Constantly changing your resolution
63 | Using the VALORANT Tracker in-game overlay
64 | Having no life outside of VALORANT
65 | Using tab to check your KDA all the time
66 | Shift peeking
67 | Having a corny in-game name like "I miss her"
68 | Playing with low confidence and feeling intimidated
69 | Only spamming ranked
70 | Not playing Team Deathmatch
71 | Acting like you knew everything better after the fact
72 | Not reviewing your own VODs
73 | Playing mobile games while in queue
74 | Using the Bulldog
75 | Reporting players
76 | Angle Snapping
77 | Taking peptides
78 | Not adapting to your opponents
79 | Communicating too much instead of carrying
80 | Watching Twitch while playing
81 | Playing another competitive game at the same time
82 | Playing on high graphics settings
83 | Learning setups when you're below Ascendant
84 | Backseating your teammates
85 | Rage quitting
86 | Not knowing how to crouch tap
87 | Playing for K/D
88 | Eating chips while gaming
89 | Not watching pro streams or VODs
90 | Spreading hate in the VALORANT community
91 | Using more than 1600 DPI
92 | Not watching my YouTube video on how to rank up
93 | Only drinking caffeinated drinks while gaming
94 | Using the Ares
95 | Playing with cold hands
96 | Not connecting with players who also want to climb
97 | Getting nervous in clutch situations
98 | Not being able to read your opponents
99 | Aim Labs
100 | Using the Riot Gun Buddy

Did I miss anything?

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

Keep in mind this guy used to post text to speech weapon skin tierlists

Now he makes tens of thousands of dollars from just compiling a few tweets and tiktoks in a youtube video

Really goes to show how easy success on social media is if you out yourself out there

[Blokk @Eisblokk]

@Lunixxlmao benq monitor

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@Pa1zee they have to add that hush can hit herself with her own ult what is this

still wp