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Total funny geek. He/him/his.

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The talking heads on Fox were discussing the #USMNT, and as soon as one of them started saying "if the US team wins the World Cup...", the Fox One app shut itself off and went back to the Roku homepage.

So I guess it IS a smart TV.

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Esoteric #WorldCup take:
The older he gets, the more @Pschmeichel1 seems to morph into a Skarsgård.

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I still suspect fowl play.

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We got up to a dead crow on our doorstep this morning. I'm ruling out murder because there was just one.

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@HiggsBozoEffect הדמויות של פיינל פנטאזי 7. סֶפִירוֹת' ישר קפץ לי (מעניין למה... 😉)

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Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel you became

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@CalmTomb

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@LeftCoastBias My main issue is having different rules between the regular season and the post season.

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@bennettleigh I'd say Peacemaker is a good recent addition to the list.

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I finally watched "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story", and I have to say it's the best (and probably most accurate) biopic since Yahoo Serious' portrayal of Young Einstein.

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@Clark_McFly 31

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The radio: [Plays opening base notes for Talking Heads' Psycho Killer]
Me: [Starts humming the Fraggle Rock theme song]

Every. Single. Time.

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@matronitamorton כן, אבל ה-IDE מסדר אותם לבד, לא ידנית.

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@LeftCoastBias Whenever anyone says anything like "I'll remember that HR off Scherzer for the rest of my life," well, playoffs be damned, my first thought will always go to Daniel Camarena.

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@Clark_McFly אולי ביסלי פיצה במינסטרונה?

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@Clark_McFly @DorDugy אני, בלי ללחוץ על הלינק:
"...they cut off my johnsoooooon!" 🎶

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@Clark_McFly כן

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@Clark_McFly גפילטע פיש?

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@Clark_McFly פעם בשנתיים שלוש אני זורק את כל גרבי הספורט הלבנות, הולך לקוסטקו/טארגט וקונה 2-3 חבילות ענקיות וזהות של גרביים. ככה נפטרים מכל הגרביים שהאלסטיות שלהן נגמרה, ואפשר לזרוק את כולן ביחד מעורבבות למגירה ייעודית.