Ivan Ng

Just ranting. Sometimes unhinged, sometimes a little hinged.

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my struggling ass trying to get through the early 2000s animation of Bleach because I didn't watch it back then but I want to watch TYBW so I gotta put in the work...

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Not me being a dumb dumb asking a federal office for a set of "Sultan & Permaisuri" posters instead of "Agung & Permaisuri". Also forgetting the word "Permaisuri". I promise my BM is actually pretty good.

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3 words: DAN, DA, and DAN. 🔥

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@imitchalot It caught me off guard. I didn't know it was gonna be THAT kind of show 🤣

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Haven't started Dan Da Dan but the opening looks amazing.

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Saw Senheng offering 60 months EPP for Pixel 9 Pro XL. We're officially in the era of phone installments being as long as car installments.

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PSA: some wireless earbuds cost less than a meal these days so STOP WATCHING YOUR CONTENT AT MAX VOLUME.

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@iamjeremiah_jl @centredevils @samuelluckhurst I was gonna ask if he lost his knees or something 🤣

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I stopped Oshi No Ko midway through S1E1 thinking it's gonna be about the children slowly growing up with heir idol mother but holy shit just resuming it because S2 hype and finding out there's a revenge plot twist at the end of S1E1 got me back into it.

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@PixelJunkie77 @StretfordPaddck That's what I've been saying. Just ban Todibo from Europa League till next season. Nice isn't in the Prem.

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That scene where Frieren tells Aura she's standing in front of a thousand year old mage and unleashes her mana hit so hard like holy shit I didn't know this stoic elf had that dog in her.

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@StretfordPaddck @JacobsBen Where was that money we paid them for him and the 100mil from Bellingham? And the 70mil from Haaland? These guys acting like they didn't make 70+mil sales every season.

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@mufcMPB Imagine INEOS kicking him out then he goes to Chelsea to kick our ass under Porch 😂

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@LukeShawArmy Man's been gone so long he had time to grow a new trim 😂

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Up yours, Shitcastle. 😂😂😂

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇪🇺 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Due to Man United's FA Cup win, Chelsea will now play Conference League football instead of Europa League!

And now it means Newcastle will have NO European football next season. 🤯❌

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@TenHagEra Arguably should be a starter now. Don't see us getting a better midfielder this summer.

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@centredevils @MullockSMirror He can piss right the fuck off

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Fuck off

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel believes he will be the next manager of #mufc. He reckons he is nailed on for the job. [@MullockSMirror]

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If botak loses his job tomorrow morning we burn Old Trafford down.

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Your @ManUtd champions lift the #EmiratesFACup trophy 🏆