Jim The Cucumber

A cucumber named Jim

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@Keithmeg23 @HunterBiden @realDonaldTrump You'll note that trump also hasn't ended the ukraine war

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@Tocharus @Cyberpunk_2800 What was your question?

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@magicalgirlbuny Hi

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@elonmusk Remember when you said if someone brought you a method to end world hunger, you'd do it? and then you didn't? well you have the power to stop this, but you aren't.

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@WindowsUpdate I don't want Windows 11. STOP ASKING ME ALL THE TIME

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@elonmusk "Egregious spam" So all the bots that have done just a little bit of spam will be back?

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@DairyQueen "fruity blast" is not exciting. "Cotton candy" is not exciting. They're sugar flavors. They're for children who aspire to be diabetic.

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@DairyQueen Just went in for a butterscotch dipped cone and found out butterscotch dip is discontinued nationwide. What the heck Dairy Queen? that was one of the only things a guy with a nut allergy could still enjoy. I'm disappointed. Guess this is goodbye.

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@MyKingSoopers Not sure how moldy oranges count as "Fresher than fresh" or passes your "27 point inspections"

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@wingstop Not sure why but lately your Spicy Korean Q sauce has been way saltier than usual. Pretty consistently more salty than it used to be. Not sure if y'all changed the recipe, but I liked the old version better.

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@NespressoUSA It's a free sample, not worth actually opening a complaint about. I just wanted you to know I was sad it got left out.

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@NespressoUSA Y'all forgot to put my free sample in with my order😢

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@RepPerlmutter We appreciate your focus on the tragic shooting, but there's a fire awful close to some of us in your district. Got anything to help us on that front?

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@laurenboebert Hows about you focus on the fires destroying your state for a minute. Stand strong with us Coloradans rather than pushing out partisan babble

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@RockstarSupport I got an email from you (in Chinese) saying my email address was changed. How do I get my account back? Your support website doesn't have anything that helps.

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@freetacoz mmmmm I'd like some of those free tacoz

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@NespressoUSA My nespresso vertuo next has a solid white light but is refusing to brew. How do I resolve this?

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@BrandonLOVESYOU You are what I want to be when I grow up

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@UPS Thanks for smashing the second package in a row for me. This one also had the tape cut and was mostly open on one side.

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@p_u_p_i you broke your what?