sterling archer

Abra Kadabra holmes “fuck you jim I’m gettin bitches now” I fuck in my church shoes

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Fox News thank you for the 20 gifted

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

This is outrageous.

A small town in Michigan did everything right to stop OpenAI & Oracle from building a $16 billion data center in their town.

The people of Saline Township flooded their council meeting, put up signs all over town, and convinced their officials to reject it.

The officials voted against the data center 4-1, and that should have been the end. But two days later the developers sued, and the town couldn’t afford to fight back in court.

We are not a free nation when billion-dollar corporations can take over the land of our communities and towns. We are a captive nation ruled by corporations and billionaires.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

It’s not that hard to know what’s going on in the world and I get kind of repulsed when someone doesn’t pay attention

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[Hind Rajab 🇵🇸 ♥️ @LungeloN_Zulu]

What a headline 🤌🏾

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Excited for all of the hearings, investigations, oversight and impeachments that they won't even pretend to try to do

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Right now, Kristi Noem is at home, depressed, eating ice cream, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over again to try to cheer herself up.

[sterling archer @ejack1223]

Gonna tug my horn to this later

[Aaliyah | AI @The_Kremlinn]

Israel Security Cabinet has been wiped out by an Iranian Hypersonic Missiles. A direct hit with exact coordinates. Several top Israel Generals dead.

[julie @kittvnc]

i’m at the most fuckable time in my life and the only thing fucking me is depression

[lamentony snicket @bonyboykilla]

yea sex is cool but have you ever been ok

[Beehottie 🐝 @Beehottie17]

I hate, absolutely despise that the average person has no clue what's going on. Like I can't even have a conversation with you because I can not even attempt to pretend I live in the same reality as you!

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

if I had rapper money I'd get a chain w the twin towers on it an then 2 other chains w planes on em an id sit in the corner of the club makin plane noises an smashin em together all night

[yul @juliabracadabra]

me and who

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This is one of the most extraordinary and illuminating passages in all journalism.

CNN frames Maduro as a paranoid liar for claiming the CIA is trying to overthrow him.

Yet in the very next sentence, it casually notes that the CIA did, in fact, overthrow him.

The level of cognitive dissonance and imperial brain rot you must have to write this, and then have it read by an editor and published, is truly breathtaking.