eric jacobson

Shit-posting Xennial progressive. Amateur guitarist & music producer. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fan. Hot sauce snob. Shadow-banned because Elon is a pussy.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

1️⃣ #DeleteX
2️⃣ #DeportElon
3️⃣ Let's hang on Bluesky: https://t.co/5C6iTu0Fng

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

You'd think that for as many liberal policies that #Trump thinks are a "nightmare," he'd stop drifting off to dreamland while trying to implement his own.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

The material evidence that #Trump has of Democrats rigging elections is stored right next to his replacement for Obamacare.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@glenn_tunes @Leslieoo7 330,000 dead children in Africa, due to DOGE cutting USAid. Elon is a murderer, on top of being easily manipulated by propaganda...

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@Ryan22703354 @glenn_tunes Lol, you're retarded. Dude has invented exactly nothing that didn't already exist.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

#Trump and #DOGE letting foreign flesh eating parasites into the country before foreign people is peak racism AND peak stupidity at the same time. Texas cattle ranchers should personally sue Elon Musk when this collapes the American agriculture industry.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

I don’t mind that #Trump repeatedly falls asleep on the job, it’s just that he keeps waking up.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

People call Todd Blanche useless, but he just handed America unequivocal proof that #Trump really is an unpatriotic narcissistic shit-pig, and right before #America250 no less.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@AdamKinzinger @WhiteHouse @POTUS Disco Naps Don

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

I wish someone would do this to #Trump every time he falls asleep in a meeting:

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

If #Trump just came out for #PrideMonth like an adult, we'd probably have the benefit a kinder president with no more self-loathing and some downright fabulous photos to replace his gay-I slop.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

The fact that Graham Platner will never be president unless he runs as a Republican is proof that progressives are irrefutably more ethical than #Trump voters.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

It's ironic how Democrats like .@SenFettermanPA selling out his party to #Trump are the #MAGA movement's strongest argument that Democrats are betas, because dude sounds like an even whinier bitch after this headline:

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@socalartgal3 @CryptoSuit21 @swd2 🥱🥱🥱... Prove it, dipshit.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@CryptoSuit21 @swd2 So proud of you for being able to tweet while being retarded...

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

I know that #Trump sucks because everyone in his cabinet told us so.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

#Trump: "I've ended eight wars, and soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war."

Reality: This professional dick-tugger not only ended zero wars, he also added one to the mix.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

The #Trump administration sucks at gaslighting us just as much as they do at the actual governing they’re trying to gaslight us about.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

@PetePanuccio @HunterBiden Aww, you say that to everyone you can't prove wrong...

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[eric jacobson @ejacobson]

If the 2020 election that #Trump presided over was allegedly "stolen" from him, but the 2024 election that Biden oversaw was supposedly fair, logic would still dictate that Biden is a more competent president than Trump.