swims

bisexual | he/him | 26 | human from planet earth

[swims @ejaculationboss]

how many of yall eat oatmeal

[swims @ejaculationboss]

This is objectively a good thing

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Resident Evil Veronica' will adjust the story to fit the series' overall timeline 🧟‍♂️

(via @famitsu)

[swims @ejaculationboss]

What the fuck are you talking about???? Its been 2 and a half months and there's already a concerted effort to prioritize the console platform? What cheap wins? These gaming journalists are acting so fucking weird about Xbox and i dont get it.

[Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_]

Xbox's strategy so far under Asha seems to have been just cheap wins and chasing their tail. I'm not sure why they feel so inclined to talk so much and do interviews, but they should probably just stay silent until they have a plan in place.

If people in the industry are confused about what they are doing, I can't imagine how confusing it is for a casual gamer.

[swims @ejaculationboss]

@DanVMaul @_Tom_Henderson_ Idk why gaming journalists are so confused about xbox prioritizing themselves, it comes off as insanely emotional to me. Its weird.

[swims @ejaculationboss]

@FloridaMan1717 @TwitteFunnyMan @notacat00 @thruthewave @TheRodged You're so fucking mentally retarded that you genuinely dont even realize you're being mocked for your meaningless worldview

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

So unfortunate chuds are simply too evil and stupid to have genuine policy conversations with

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[golden 🌼 @goldensflowers]

i didn't wanna believe it when i was younger but growing up really does make you stop giving a fuck about lgbtq identity discourse. like why would i care

[jul @julsadventures]

When does Chicago get its Mamdani

[harv @harvv]

It’s absolutely hilarious to me that people are attempting to be transphobic in a Hideo Kojima comment section of all places

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[pickles ★ @notshoelxces]

mark if you can hear me i need you to get even woker

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Hunter Schafer.

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Said it before

I think you CAN be a causal fan of games even if you haven’t played them by way of the aesthetic, story, or music

But you have to accept your opinion on the game/series is inherently less valuable because you haven’t actually played it

[PSF | LeafGob Gob Sahur™, General Secretary of X🪂 @EnkiWoundJob]

i can’t even top 1!

[biphobes public ennemy @biresistance]

This is what I mean when I say yall misandry is performative and isn’t helping or liberating anyone,

[swims @ejaculationboss]

Fantano is fucking spitting

[Clipping Wings @ClippingWings]

Anthony Fantano OBLITERATES Ethan Klein in a new video about his lawsuit against Denims

"I regret ever having platformed you"

"You're mad that you are getting criticized"

"Stupid, mindless, petty, emotional, moronic bulls*^t"

[swims @ejaculationboss]

@rubynesoberi I like coney but this is slightly disingenuous, he absolutely exaggerates his takes and ragebaits on purpose pretty often.

[swims @ejaculationboss]

Remember when we used to shame clickbait? I dont have anything personal against coney but its objectively annoying that we've all just accepted that ragebait and clickbait as normal. We need to course correct hard.

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

eventually you guys gotta realize he hyperbolizes this shit because it gets clicks. go be mad at youtube for making this the best strategy to market shit but bros gotta put food on the table and his actual takes on the direct are honestly more rational than most of you

[swims @ejaculationboss]

Gene park is just really annoying to me, like even when i agree with him he shares his opinions in the most annoying way possible and then he constantly deletes the tweets after they receive pushback and whines about it in the replies

[🐙 @toroshade]

I think it’s ok if someone is genre blind and you guys are being too dramatic about this