Jay Who Writes and Designs Things

He/him, Writer, Artist, AI art addict, futurist, fiction appearing in Asimov's, F&SF, Analog, #SFWA, Moth story-teller, parent of two wonderful GLBTQ kids.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@DannyDean912855 @PaulleyTicks I have one! Trump is a pedo! It's funny, cuz it's true! Seriously though release the list or admit you love pedos. Zing! I am as funny as MAGA now!

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@XTheFunnyFeed @harris_wins That’s the conservative idea of small government. Small enough to fit into a woman’s uterus.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@BWarren89 @nickfloats @Hasen_Judi Also, do a stock photo search. As I have for clients, and try to find this... in less time than it takes to make this.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@BWarren89 @nickfloats @Hasen_Judi It is. Because in a random walk you would never get here. Having done hundreds of rolls in the past trying to make an image, I can say, this is progress.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@jlounsbury59 Excellent summary.

[John Lounsbury @jlounsbury59]

Slavery was the only cause of secession.
Secession was the only cause of the Civil War.
Not the 'War of Northern Aggression.'
It was the 'War of Southern Treason.'

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

Been writing again lately. Averaging about 1000 words a day. Just need to keep this up for the next ten to twenty years or so, or until my brain melts. Whichever comes first.

ADD slowed me down, see. A lot.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

@scottsantens @karen_stenner Dear God. This is the plot of the Outer Limits episode, "The Architects of Fear," which Alan Moore adopted for The Watchmen.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

That X... it just keeps hitting me. The last thing of value in this dung heap was the brand. And he shat it away.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

What are the climate deniers talking about now? Hunter Biden's nude photos? Barbie? Made up lies about trans people?

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

My vote for what to call a tweet, now that there's no bird?

We should call them Shout-Alerts.

Sharts for short.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

As far as I can tell, this platform likes to balance tweets I get from people I am interested in, or might be interested in, with thought provoking things to say, with violent bigots, insurrectionists, mindless homophobes and utterly random idiots.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

It's hard to believe that X is even real. It's like a fucking middle-schooler owns this platform.

"I like X. It's cool."

"Um. Our research shows people associate X with porn..."

"They're doody heads. YOU'RE a doody head. I'm the boss. You have to do whatever I say."

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

All graphic designers suffer through anynumber of clients who have no taste, no skill, who micro-manage a design process, and force people to make, and use useless garbage.

Take a look at the upper left hand corner. Jesus God.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

Slaves were taught skills so their oppressors could steal all the money that using these skills generated.

Republicans don't get why this is a bad thing.

They still want to treat their workers this way, and do, to the degree they are allowed by law.

[Marty Taylor @marty_taylorr]

This sums it up perfectly

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

Christ, with every log-in I am assaulted by Elon’s right wing starred posts of loathsome people saying stupid, factually wrong things. Fuck this place.

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

So this is happening. What an asshole. https://t.co/6nkh3wLuXn

[Paul Rincon @rincon_p]

Phosphorus has been detected on Saturn’s icy moon Enceladus. This means that all six of the elements considered essential for life (CHNOPS) have now been found there. The other five were detected several years ago https://t.co/GrOhnL005j

[Jay Who Writes and Designs Things @ejayo]

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