Elijah Butler

Christian and opinionated

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI' https://t.co/PGhvrWuA41

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID https://t.co/DUWZIlqUtA

[Justin Peters @JustinPetersMin]

I so wish I could have 30 minutes with President Trump to give him the true Gospel and warn him about the spiritual wolves he is surrounded by. Shame on @jackngraham and @robertjeffress who know who she is and endorse her anyway.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

I got laid off at USAID today. I was in charge of making the Taliban trans. Was really starting to make headway too.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is the best 5 second video that exists on this platform right now:

Lmao

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors https://t.co/VhS8Lbgdq0

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

‘Jesus Was All About Inclusion!’ Says Pastor Confusing Jesus With Satan https://t.co/4uzqvMJlSy

[Elijah Butler @EJB25]

(not-sees)

[Elijah Butler @EJB25]

Are all blind people Nazis?

[Keith Foskey @YourCalvinist]

In case you’re having trouble keeping up, here is the current situation. But it is subject to change ;-)

[Elijah Butler @EJB25]

@crusadepepe @ADRoblesMedia Glad we can all agree about @YourCalvinist 😂

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

The United States graduates over half a million STEM students per year. If there is an issue in the tech workforce, then we need to address it at the educational level, not import a problem away.

[Elijah Butler @EJB25]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ Bye.

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

American Church Logic:

Children in Jewish homes are Jewish

Children in Muslim homes are Muslim

Children in Hindu homes are Hindus

Children in Christian homes = We’ll see

Instead of giving our children covenant identity, we tell them, “You decide.” It’s tragic individualism.

[autocorrect2.0 @autocorrect2_0]

Men’s behavior always has the most impact on society at large.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Decisions…decisions…Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Don’t worry, our Country will soon be respected, productive, fair, and strong, and you will be, more than ever before, proud to be an American!

[Elijah Butler @EJB25]

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