Eric Berglund

[Eric Berglund @ejberg18]

Proud of this kid!!! @CaelBerglund

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

Report: Commanders to release Jake Moody, give starting kicker job to rookie Drew Stevens

https://t.co/WwLlq6AHDA

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Happy 3rd birthday Blake. I didnt realize it but I have traumatized him by putting medicine in hot dogs. We start healing that trauma today

[Bri Lewerke @brilewerke]

This photo are you kidding me

WHO is the photographer @IowaHoops !!!

[Chicago & Midwest Storm Chasers @ChicagoMWeather]

🔥🚨 Active Brush Fire Near Runnells, Iowa 🚨🔥

A decent-sized wildfire is burning near Runnells, IA, on the far southeast side of Des Moines. The fire has already consumed a significant amount of dry brush and trees and continues pushing east, occasionally shifting slightly southeast. 🌬️🔥

It’s moving in the general direction of the far south side of town, though it may stay just outside populated areas. With winds expected to strengthen through the afternoon and Red Flag Warnings still in effect, this fire could continue to burn and spread throughout the day. 🚩💨

Aggressive flames are rapidly chewing through dead trees, dry brush, and fallen branches — extremely dangerous conditions.

⚠️ Avoid the area
⚠️ Do not burn outdoors
⚠️ Report smoke immediately

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#RunnellsIA #DesMoines #IowaWildfire #RedFlagWarning #BrushFire #FireWeather #BreakingNews #StayAlert 🔥🚒

[New Heights @newheightshow]

As we head into NFL Draft season, New Heights officially has a favorite prospect

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

It’s insane that TikTok was more Pro Free Speech when it was owned by the Chinese Communist Party than when it was owned by Donald Trump and Larry Ellison.

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

You sure about that? 😏

[Eric Berglund @ejberg18]

@frankiemacd @grok can you recreate this video of Frankie Macdonald?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Irlandarra @aldamu_jo]

ICE Agents Get EXACTLY What They Deserve from Fed-Up Police Officer

ICE mistakes a police officer for an undocumented immigrant and despite that continues to harass the officer.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Putin never would have launched drones into Poland if Donald Trump was President.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Im pretty sure declaring war on your own country is literal treason

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Gunther Eagleman... no posts in 12 hours
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Chuck Callesto......... no posts in 12 hours

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

NFL RedZone this year:

[Bound Iowa @Bound_IA]

Top QBs in Class 1A (Week One) 🔥

Bingham was dealing in his junior year debut 👀

#iahsfb Abby Hintz

[Bound Iowa @Bound_IA]

Bound's Top Performing Teams of the Week!

📸 Abby Hintz Photography

#iahsfb #ighsau

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS.

[Eric Berglund @ejberg18]

@knoxvilleraces @TEAMDGRD PPM, Haud and Holmes

[Knoxville Nights @KnxvilleNights]

Freshly crowned @knoxvilleraces 360 track champion Tasker Phillips (@Tasker7taz) is ready to follow up last week’s win with a #Xtream360Nats Friday prelim night victory. He’ll be the 13th car out of 45 entries to hit the track for qualifying later this evening.