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cyber goth straight edge

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socks and sandals ching chong

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every amusement park is like 80% asian tourists

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I hope whales go extinct

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yooo I'm going to Seaworld tomorrow where my animal rights activists at

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"hey what up man I haven't talked to you in a minute!" bitch its been 3 weeks

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"911 what's your emergency?" "the booty too fat"

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what's with white people and their gopros

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code orange is playing in Camarillo in September w/ twitching tongues. rad.

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@mtndewfanboy thx bae knew I could count on you

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they were like "so what store do you work at?" and I just said "jamba juice" and they were like "..?"

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fuck this manager training workshop shit none of these people understand my humor 😑

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True Life: Videogames Ruined My Life

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i'm on 4 hrs of sleep but I don't feel like I am

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@ChristieSevy I hit my oil pan going over a speed bump after I lowered it today 😳

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straight edge except for weed

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jordaine and I have just been calling each other bowls of cereal that have been sitting out for like an hour

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@yungcash4gold gti 😊😊😊

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@yungcash4gold add!! me on league!!!