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Mech Eng

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Vehicle prices and interest rates before the 2008 financial crash

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

There are dozens of these office buildings in your city and there are only 15 people working in each one.

[Sadosky🇦🇷🥇 @AIfechukwu63643]

He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.”

He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.”

He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.”

He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.”

He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.”

He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.”

He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.”

He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.”

Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.”

He’s humble — “it’s all an act.”

No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂

At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen?

Aren’t you all tired?

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town?

The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.

[EC @Ejc_00]

@MrBeast 10586130

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The President of the United States is a pedophile. It doesn't get any more obvious than this. @DAGToddBlanche is a pedophile protector.

[PrizePicks @PrizePicks]

they’re the same person 😭✌️

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Murder a woman, collect $800k, then face no charges

[𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐗𝐭𝐫𝐚 @harryfcb21]

Football will never reach this level of perfection again

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Ronaldo's wet dream

[EC @Ejc_00]

@ninja_035 @midwestern_ope yes I-90

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Not a cult.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​China confronts Trump:

​Trump: "We need $2 billion daily to reopen the Strait of Hormuz."

​Chinese FM: "The Strait was open before the war. The root cause is your illegal operations against Iran; you created a global crisis from nothing."

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Messi broke the World Cup goal scoring record and hasn’t made a single post about it while Ronaldo started screaming “I’m back” at the cameras after a brace against 57th ranked Uzbekistan.😂

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.