Ed

[Ed @ejdarwent]

@FabrizioRomano Spend this type of money on Gakpo and the buy Enzo too? Makes no sense

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Chelsea are definitely better with 11 players on the pitch.

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Best line up in yonks

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Your Blues to face Spurs. 📋💙

#CFC | #TOTCHE

[Ed @ejdarwent]

If one more person on the local facebook page points out that it’s damp outside I’m going to loose my rag

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Just a one billion pound kick about

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Chelsea are great to watch.

Load of random lads put together with no tactics, a different captain every week and they are told to go out and enjoy themselves.

[Ed @ejdarwent]

I hope chels know what they’re doing factory resetting the whole club

[Ed @ejdarwent]

England team’s a joke, same old boring tarts

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Great to see the results coming in now we sacked our world-class manager

[Ed @ejdarwent]

What silly, silly prick is manning the transfer situation at chels

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Co-op meal deal cashing in at £3.75 these are truly hard times

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Never offside

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Put the washing out tomorrow’s gunna be a good drying day

[Ed @ejdarwent]

If cling film doesn’t get to you then you’re a better man than me

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Thing of beauty

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Stop what you're doing and watch this from Mateo Kovacic...

Take a bow! 👏👏👏

🎥 @SkySportsPL

[Ed @ejdarwent]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever pulled up a loose sock?

[Ed @ejdarwent]

@veryimportant @katieduffy01 ohhhh mate

[Johyan @JohyanCruyff]

Newcastle’s new owners to their fans

[Ed @ejdarwent]

An utter, utter shambles.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Fans will be urged to travel to the stadium via bicycle or public transport and eat only vegan food.

[Ed @ejdarwent]

@jereIIocampo Needed me on the job

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Just trying to sort the signal, brb...