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[scythe holder @metal_crab]

My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept

[GAIG @buttercupnux3]

this is so disgusting, it’s crazy bc this is what we really deal wit. i really want y’all men to take perspective of this. can never go home or anywhere without being cat called or followed.

[Cowsquirrel @EmmalyElizabeth]

If you think all water tastes the same, you probably didn’t grow up on well water.

[Stefan @Zin5ki]

America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country.

UK: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed twice. Bread rolls have a new name.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

At this point, wearing a Mask in public is more of an IQ test..

[madison @madz1426]

“I have a breathing problem” lol wear a mask karen 🥰

[THOT PATROL @thotdem0n]

as a child i really thought the bermuda triangle was going to pose a lot more problems for me than it actually has

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

pls look at this whole thread you won't regret it

[gabs 👸🏽 @gabbygoos]

your essential workers have been wearing a mask for the last three months, eight hours a day, five days a week or more. If you can’t wear a mask for the 30 minutes you’re in the grocery store, order online and do curbside pick up. No one wants your germs.

[🫧 @justtarandom]

13 seconds well spent 🥺🥺🥺

[Ashley Bissette Sumerel @ashleybsumerel]

I know masks aren’t exactly comfortable, but neither are bras, and a good portion of the population wears those regularly for far less important reasons.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat.

[ellen @ejhanisch]

@nancyarroyo_ our motto

[Clark Griswald @_ChefDon_]

Start following the law and you won’t be arrested. Pretty simple if you ask me.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Stuff like this is the only reason I haven’t deleted Twitter.