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Keanu Reeves and Carhartt fan boy #HereWeGo

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@steelers 9️⃣7️⃣

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@steelers

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Gonna get drunk and listen to Rush so loud the neighbors think Geddy Lee is in my living room

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@steelers @AaronRodgers12 Plz

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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they eat their chicken wings

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“HELLOW, I’m Sarah and I’m here to tell you…”

Me:

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meoW

@PALottery | #HereWeGo

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I’ll kill for this dog

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TRENT JORDAN WATT

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@steelers @_TJWatt WATT

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How do you have grey hair and still don’t know how to use a 4-way stop

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One time my mom found an iPod in a parking lot and I’ve loved Three 6 Mafia ever since

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When is Yahtzee coming out with anit-cheat?

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Pubes so long it clogs the shower drain

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We out here boofin cigs. Dart boofin

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I like when birds just hover in the air when it’s super windy. That’s badass

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All I do is piss

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FEET WITH A BIRD N SHIT

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Gonna order a lobotomy on door dash

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Home is where the fent is