Evan Johnson

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

#tbt to when I wore the world’s greatest Halloween costume

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

1 hour until March.

[Koi Perich @koiperich3]

Who’s lebron

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

stayed up late last night trying to decide if i’d rather live in the wii resort wuhu island or the big ten commercial

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

telling my roommates not to throw out my boxed wine because i’m letting it age

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

really wish college graduations would have a 50 50 raffle in the middle of them

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

this came to me in a dream

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

brainstorming 2024 new year’s resolutions

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

#twincities marathon i’m devastated. been training the last 10 days for this

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

@whitehouse234 add it to the list of your teams!

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

@whitehouse234

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

@whitehouse234 commuter

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

^asking for a friend

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

if you fall asleep with your glasses on do you see better in your dreams?

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

does joey chestnut ever eat hot dogs for lunch recreationally

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

my discussion post responses are basically mad libs at this point

[Marisa Georgi @MarisaGeorgi]

Just sold 14 cases of Spotted Cow to a single customer at 9:15am. It’s Packers gameday in Wisconsin.

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

they should serve freezey pops at restaurants

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

shout out thomas middle school

[Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830]

my social skills post pandemic have reverted back to a 6th grade level