Erica Jo Gilles

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@NYCSanitation We’ve been in line for an hour now and have probably another half hour to go. Absolutely nuts. We’ve been watching for one of these events for almost a year now - is there a reason you don’t have them more often? This isn’t accessible for most people.

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@theheatherhogan Me: huh. “fub” new queer term I’m not familiar with. No problem. Here for it. Will google.
Oh. Never mind. Typo. Also cool.

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@blgtylr OK, but please don’t tell us that drinking water actually improves everything. We aren’t ready.

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@SultanReina Open tray B. Then tilt flap C. Pull out a piece of completely scrunched up paper without, god forbid, ripping it. Reach your hand into the darkness and rotate wheel K. NOOOOOO. That’s wheel R. The printer will now sullenly beep at you for 5 minutes. You have failed again.

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@AngryBlackLady This is what I come to Twitter for. A+

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@KarenLevett1 @AngryBlackLady And you can turn it on and walk away and it shuts itself off.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Vindication.

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@literElly sometimes it helps to think less and do. Planning can help. Have some stock phrases you can use (maybe this you can practice with your therapist), deploy them in the agreed upon situations, then stop the communication (at least for now) following the plan. And repeat.

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@RdotSpoon I had a hell of a time finding my passport once and I had filed it under I for identification. My father never has these problems. He can always locate critical documents in mere moments.

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@BrianLehrer @sbg1 @Azi @Dr_CMGreer @GregDavidonNY @WNYC Good morning! Will you be covering the snow emergency in Buffalo and Erie County this week? It’s not in the WNYC service area but is a critical story in our state and region!

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@donovanxramsey @jduffyrice At first I read “quitters” and it’s weird how much sense that made to me.

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@AmandaSmithSays I will gently note that we middle aged folks date too and even in scandalous and festive ways but also I hope you find something that works for your vision of yourself!

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@AmandaSmithSays I found my way to Talbots petites in the pre pandemic times and I recommend for the boobs - waist problem. Definitely a middle aged vibe but I am middle aged so I embrace it.

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@prisonculture If you don’t need the drawers, I’ve just moved to tables as desks.

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@sheabutterfemme Ugh. Stretching often (inc before getting up if you’ve been lying or sitting for a while), taking warm baths or showers, exercising to improve mobility and build muscles without putting stress on your joints (walking, swimming, yoga, careful strength training.)

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@chaedria The ears. Soft, soft ears. How can you put those ears in a crate?

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@phiamenina My grandmother: “Put those in the dishwasher. if your mother wants gold rimmed plates, she can buy them herself.”

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@NathanTankus In NYC if there’s a window, a door, and no toilet — it’s a bedroom.

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@effjayem @jimrosecircus1 @inkseasea Walk is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe “evening laze about.”.

[Park Slope Civic Council @PkSLCivCouncil]

This Sunday! Bring your friends & family to a Town Hall with our new 39th District City Council Member Shahana Hanif. 6/12, 2-4pm, outdoors at Old Stone House
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